| Sex | The most fun you can have? Possibly. Life's too short - get shagging. |
| Filth | Watching other people shagging! (Or whatever) People who have a problem with that just plain have a problem. |
| Fetish | Why not spice things up a bit?! Have some fun, life's too fucking short not too. |
| Body modification | Okay, it hurts, but that's not what it's about. We are talking customisation. Making a statement. Doing something. Being different. Expressing yourself. |
| Pigtails | I can't explain why, but a woman in pigtails is just one of the sexiest things on the planet. (An ex-girlfriend's explanation was that it's because I'm a paedophile - Cheers) |
| Bi-girls | Is it because the mouth that's sucking your cock has also eaten pussy? Is it because of the greatly increased chances of a full-on 3some? Or because you can both check out chicks together? Some of all the above, but mainly because they're just so damned sexy. |
| Motorbikes | You don't drive it, you ride it. Not comparable with anything else, you've just got to try it. But please, not Yank Wank! |
| Freedom | Do whatever you want as long as you don't tread on other people's toes too much, or frighten the horses. (Beware of organisations with "Freedom" in their names though, for some reason they're usually repressive right-wing groups.) |
| Punk/Alternative | All Seeing I, Ash, Beach Boys, Black Grape, Blink 182, Blondie, Bloodhound Gang, Buzzcocks, Cabaret Voltaire, Carter USM, Chumbawamba, Clash, Compulsion, Cult, Dandy Warhols, Death in Vegas, Devo, Dinosaur Jr., Eels, Elastica, Electronic, Foo Fighters, Fuzztones, Garbage, Green Day, Hole, (early!) Human League, Husker Du, Jesus & Mary Chain, Joy Division, KLF, Kraftwerk, L7, Limp Bizkit, Lemonheads, Long Ryders, Manic Street Preachers, Marilyn Manson, Monkees, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Offspring, Oasis, Pop Will Eat Itself, Prodigy, Primal Scream, Public Image Limited, Ramones, Residents, Rolling Stones, Sex Pistols, Sisters of Mercy, S*M*A*S*H, Smashing Pumpkins, Sparks, Stone Roses, Sugar, T. Rex, Therapy?, These Animal Men, Tubeway Army, (early!) Ultravox, Velvet Underground, Veruca Salt, Zodiac Mindwarp. |
| Natural Born Killers | Total genius, a roller-coaster mix of styles with sex, guns and general mayhem. Also has the best soundtrack ever. I want Mallory Knox to have my babies. Also check out Kalifornia and Freeway. |
| Heimat | 15 hour long drama about life in a German village from 1900 on. Sounds fascinating, right? But it's actually totally enthralling. No, really. Also check out Das Boot. |
| Philip K. Dick | Wrote a host of stuff that's hard to categorise but generally gets lumped under science fiction. His books have been turned into films like Blade Runner and Total Recall, but could never do the original stories justice. |
| Preacher | A brilliant and daring series of graphic novels ('comics') featuring a pissed-off preacher on his quest to find God and tell him what an asshole he is. Unmissable. |
| Bill Hicks | "Cause you know, if you play New Kids On The Block albums backwards, they sound better. 'Oh come on, Bill, they're the New Kids, don't pick on them, they're so good and they're so clean cut and they're such a good image for the children.' Fuck that. When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking rocked. I don't care if they died in puddles of their own vomit. I want someone who plays from his fucking heart. 'Mommy, mommy, the man that Bill told me to listen to has a blood bubble on his nose!' Shut up and listen to him play! The New Kids! 'Hi we're the New Kids and we're so good and clean-cut... We're so clean cut!' Seig Heil! Heil! Heil! A good clean country... Heil! Heil! Heil! Fuck that! I want my rock stars dead! I want them to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go 'I hope you enjoy the show!' (gun-fire noise) Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart!" |
| The Internet | We might criticise it, but it's a taste of freedom that most governments, churches, and other fucks just really don't want you to have. |
| Cats | Okay, a matter of personal taste this one, but I just love the little bitches! Selfish, lazy, beautiful, you've just got to admire that. |
