4:e januari 1999
yo!!
What´s up??
Sure hope that it will work out just fine with that girl you met
on new years eve.. She was really cute I must say, I wish you
very good luck!!!!
I´ve got a good thing to add to your life too.. Today I restarted
my old homepage, and this time I´ve added a Carrie´s war section
to it, where I will place all the writings you have made, and
some other shit about the band, how ´bout that, bra???
Well.. you can catch a glimpse of it yourself if you like to:
http://home2.swipnet.se/~w-23679
hope you´ll like it.. I´m goin to Gothenburg tomorrow, maybe
I´ll
give you a call tomorrow evening or something..
Fuck you!
Ass
23:e januari 1999
just mail me the shit when you´ve finished it....
you know what I mean!
fuck
ass
24:e januari 1999
I got it.. an´ will update it soon...
Have da take niggerpasture in the end of thes week, don´ we??
/Ass
31:e januari 1999
yi
Just added the jam-sessions to the carrie´s page. Just a little
question: in the expander jam text you referred to the birthday
jam, but you haven´t sent me that text yet.. so I´m just
wondering
have you written anything bout that?? Please mail me as soon as
possible.
by the way.. nice party the day before yesterday!
Love ya!
ASz
9:e februari 1999
ok.. I´ve updated the shitty page... I just added the summary
and the upcoming event... Maybe I´ll add some more later this
evening, but right now I have to prepare my ass for the upcoming
psychology job, that I will present to my azzy class tammara..
FUCK!
hope you´ll have an azzy day!
Ass
9:e februari 1999
Perhekkokko!
A good thought just struck my fuckin mind. I thought that I can
put some of our poems (that we write eachother in the mails) on
the homepage.. The headline could be: Selected poems by Perko and
Ass or somethin like thad. well bro.. tell me whad ya thank af
thad adea!!
12:e februari 1999
Fuck!
Man, it´ll kick many asses tonight when we play our asses off at
EFS, don ya thenk??
Me and pontus tried to drop by the EFS church a while ago, but it
was noone there, so we decided to meet again around 5pm at EFS,
and hopefully we get to soundcheck our asses off then. I will
call you later today and Linny N too.
13:e februari 1999
ok bro.. the lyrics are up!
fuckyou!
maybe´ll call ya later..
25:e april 1999
Bro!
Thank you as hell for the RA-clip. You wrote that it was a clip from
the naked FG, but to my surprise and amusement I noticed that it
was a clip from the punk-demo. I´ll put it up as soon as I get some
fuckin´ time free from fixing faeces-things.
Ta party yesterday sure was a success. The builtieyard sure is a
good place to arrange a party... ok hope you enjoyed it. By the way,
I walked all the way to "Mayfield" at 3am this morning. Arrived at
3:35 at my place, sure was a nice walk..
well.. Fuck you
/Ass
8:e maj 1999
-Yo!
Just updatin´ the carries page... I´ve uploaded the complete
story and changed the upcoming events.. I just want to ask you
what to put up in the ass and perko section. Was it selected e-
mails or selected poetry?? Don´t fuckin´ know man, but you better
email me back and tell me soon. If you have any more ideas about
what to put up, just giv´m to me!
Fuck you , fucker!
A
16:e maj 1999
Yo Big size!
Nice party at Pontus´place yesterday, whaddaya say?? Hope you two
got a bit chocked when me and Coma showed up outside the balcony.
Well.... it sure was nice having a beer with you guys. Heard
from Coma that you started to jammin´ da blues when I had left,
sure sounds nice..
17:e maj 1999
Ok.. just sending you an ordinary mail. It´s a good way to get away
from all the religion and physics I should be doing instead.
well.. any party this weekend?? If so... just tell me! and maybe
I´ll be there for you.
Fuc ou
Assses
22:e maj 1999
Fuck!
How are you today after yesterdays party?? Sure thought it was a
nice party though, especially when we ran to Iséns house and her
mother came out and was truly pissed off. Man, that was good!!!!
Sure hope you liked the whiskey and the other shit I gave you.
What did you guys do after Italia?? Me and Malin went home and
went to bed. So fucking tired.
well.. I´m going to my uncle´s 40-years party so I guess I
won´t
hear from ya taday. Maybe tamarra.
27:e maj 1999
YO!
Just updated the page. Added two soundclips-really great.
Thanks for them lyrics. I´m working with the page right now
so I´ll try to put up as much as I can this evening. Sure would
be fuckin´ great with a juicy pizza tamarra. I can feel the
shit melting on its way down my throat. Well guess we´ll talk
more about that tamarra. Gotta return to my page-working.
See ya!
E.Ass
12:e juni 1999
I can´t fuckin´ thank you enough, bro!
Yesterday was great, although it was a bit sentimental for me in the
end to say farewell to so many classmates at one time. Fuck!
I´ll call ya later taday.
Ass
21:e juni 1999
Hey!
Call me tamarra, and we´ll kick the shit outta tha t-phone!
Feeling kinda rotten now, after Hultsfred. Started to work taday
and will continue doing that for a month at least. Tamarra I got
a really nice mission from my dad. He told me to go to all the
houses the company owns, in order to photograph them for the
company´s homepage. Sure will be a nice day tamarra, with Erka
Ass sliding around Västra götalands län taking photographs
of
houses and apartments. Tidaholm, Tibro, Skövde, Falköping, Skara,
Grästorp, Götene are towns that are on the schedule.
Well enough of this crap, call me tamarra!
19:e augusti 1999
Fuck you!
Just sittin´here relaxin´ after a hard days work. Sure will be
good rehearsing our asses off tamarra, and partying ourselves
into the graves tomorrow evening, don´ya think?
23:e augusti 1999
Yo!
Just fucking testing your new mailaddress.
Enjoy!
/Assie
25:e augusti 1999
Fuck!
How are you, bra?
I´m just as fine as can be. Juz´sittin´ watching some Track
and
Field on TV. Sure will be hell of a nice time to visit you
"up there", and man, we´ll party like animals this weekend. You
seem to have met some nice people in your class, and I wish
you all luck with your studies and all the social life in Uppsala.
31:e augusti 1999
Motherfucker!
Don´t know when you have the access to a computer, but I guess
I write some shit for you anyway. I just updated my homepage
with a guestbook and some more poetry, enjoy!
In Lidköping everything sucks as always. Guess I have to escape
from this shitty town soon.
Well. Don´t fuckin´ know what to write you, so I guess I leave
you with some poetry:
1:a september 1999
Fuckhead!
you bet your sweetie-pie-ass on it, bra!
here it goes:
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-23679
enjoy it as hell!
Fuck for now!
/Erka "wodden ass" Ass
4:e september 1999
Fuckhole!
I´ll update you with the happenings of yesterday.
Nothing much really. Just me, Kollmert and M.Fälth hanged out
at my place drinking some beer until 23:00. then Kollmert had to
go to Lottis to spend the night there, so me and Fälth went in
to town. Man, this town really sucks big major time COCK!
I hate this fucking shithole. Well.. anyway we went to M.Gabriel
where i met Malin and we talked for a while.
sure sux, don´t ya think?
well, Not in the mood for poetry today, so I´ll live you with
a quote from a jazz-song, quoted in "The disgust":
Some of these days,
you´ll miss me honey
/Ass
6:e september 1999
Fuck!
Thanks as hell for the messages you left on my cellphone this
saturday night. I had just arrived to my house when I checked
my phone, and man, I was touched by your messages.
I spent the saturday evening at Anders Silis´house, partying.
The people at the party:
E. Ass
A.Silis
N.Fast
M.Fälth
J.Cardell
M.Möller
D.Hellkvist
Pretty nice party, although it didn´t kick ass. Went to "the
brewery", and it sucked like hell. It was a free entrance, so that
was the main reason why I went there. Met Pontus, Moa, Karin,
Jonathan and "the hose" there. Me and Pontus talked a lot about
renting a one-roomer somewhere in Lidköping, and have wild parties
there on the weekends. Sounds like an ass-kicking idea to me.
Well.
13:e september 1999
assfuck!
Whazzo?
Guess you have a bunch of mails from me now, bro, so I hope to
see something from you in my mailbox in the nearest future. Although
I appreciate your fucking ass-kicking after-partying messages
you send to my cellphone every now and then. They fucking kick
every little fucking ass you can find, bra!!!
Sorry to hear about that nice girl you met this weekend, but I
guess you don´t have to wait too long to meet another fucking
one.
well. Came home from Stockholm yesterday. The running was good,
although a bit warm, but I got a pretty good time anyway..
I spent the saturday shopping a lot of fucking clothes, and in
the evening me and pap went to two jazzclubs. The first one was
called "Glenn Miller jazzclub", and it was a really cosy little
place on a small street. A great jazzband performed, and man I
feel I want to visit that place again. After that we visited
"Fasching", maybe you´ve heard of it, it´s the most famous
jazzclub in Stockholm. This night there was an "all-star band"
playing, and it was fan-fucking-tastic!!!!!!
well.. I tell you more about this over the phone.
Today I haven´t done something special. Cleaned my wardrobe,
and visited the library to be more specific. I´ve finished work
now, so I just enjoy lazying myself.
well..
14:e september 1999
Fuck you!
Nice to hear from you, bra!
Understand that you´re having a fuckload to do, and don´t have
much fucking time to write emails ta me. Well..... I don´t have
fuckin´ much to tell ya. Been at home fer two days now, haven´t
done a fuckin´ shit. Feels good as hell, although it´s becoming
a bit lonely not having someone to visit with. Well.....
I´m not reading "the disgust" anymore. I found it so fucking
boring, so I quit after about 60 pages. Now I´m reading
"winter in the paradise" instead, and it kicks fucking ass.
I´ve read about 200 pages in just a few days, guess I´ll go
on with some Sherlock Holmes or some other classic book after
that´. so..... how´s Hesse doing? Sure hope you finish that
motherfucker soon....
well... I think I´ll call ya now, ´cause I don´t have a
mother-
fucking shit ta da.
16:e september 1999
Fack ya!
Thanks for the message you left on my cellphone 2:15 am this morn´
.
Got myself a really good laughter when I heard about Pit Lain´s
proposal about dancing to hip-hop music. By the way, say hello
to pit from me, and tell him to keep King Pit going.
well.... haven´t done anything special today as usual. Read about
40 pages in "Winter in the paradise", composed a pop song, well..
that´s about all there is to it really..
I thought I´d update the page now with some poems....
21:e september 1999
Fuckhead!
Thanks for tha phonecall. Was really nice. I´ve already ordered
the Presley-stuff fer ya, so it should be on its way ta ya raijt
now. Well.... just been out for a little drive in the car. First
I went to Komvux, to see if I could speak to some SYO-consulent
or something, but I didn´t have no luck there. Man,,, the place
stinks!!!!!!
Well... after that I went to school, where I talked to a female
SYO-consulent, and she informed me about some ways to better
my grades a bit. Well.... I don´t fucking know what ta da!
I don´t want to live in this stinky shithole anymore!!!=)
well... we´ll see about that shit sometime.
Ok.... have ta go ta da dentist at 16:40 to mend a mother-
fucker. Shit! I hate ta ga ta da dentist..
well..
I guess I´d better fuck myself in my ass.
24:e september 1999
Fuck yourself!
Man, it seems like you´re having a nice time in Uppsala with
many nice parties. The opposite of here, but I don´t wanna
talk about it. Well..... you´d better take your fat ass and
place it behind a computer now, because I´ve updated the page
with some selected letters. Yesterday I put all the letters from
1997 up. Although there were some letters in the beginning of
our letter-exchange that I didn´t put up, due to the fact that
they were written in Swedish or German. If you want to read
those letters, please notify me and I´ll send them ta ya.
Well.. tonight is EFS unplugged. I was there yesterday and helped
Björn to rig the whole fuckin´soundsystem and the stage.
I´ll
probably go there later in the afternoon today to check how
things are going. Well..after the unplugged, I may party some,
because E.Norrman is arriving from Lund this afternoon, and it
would sure be nice to threw a party together with him this eve.
Tamarra will be party anyhow, that´s fer sure. DOn´t know where
yet, but I guess that´s not a problem.
Well... gonna continue updatin´ tha page now...
26:e september 1999
Fuck you!
Hey bro, what´s up?
Just got home from town and the time is 3:30 am. Sittin´here
in tha middle of tha fuckin´ night writing you.
Well.. the evening was kinda nice in one way, and kinda unnice
in an other. Had a really nice pre-party here in my house ( my
parents are not at home) with E.Norrman and C.Futogne. Watched
Robinson (we found the program a bit sucking) and ate a
pizzaka. Man.... the pizzaka really was a good-tasting son of
all the mothafuckers on this planet. Right now the pizzaka is enjoying
its stay in my belly-sack, and I bet you it´s having a great time
there.
well.... Me and Norrman drank some beer, Clousse didn´t drink
anything, since he was so fucking tired due to the military
service. Well.... got into town at about 00:30.... went to the
brewery with Coma for about 10 mins.... then realized that the
placed fuckin´ stank big time, so I went out of there as quick
as I could. Met Kollmert, who was really drunk, so we talked
a great deal about some deep-shitto (need I say more?)...
Well... Kollmert followed me home and now I´m sittin´here.
Suck my fingertips!
/Erka "erka" Ass
9:e oktober 1999
yo!
Just got into my web-mail and read your mail. Man, it was fucking
terrific. That poetry made my ass melt.
Well.. another week in the military at K3 Karlsborg is executed,
and man it feels good to be back home, although the military is
getting better and better with friends and quite a lot of things
ta da in the evenings. By the way, called ya up yesterday, but
you weren´t at home, so I guessed you were downtown Uppsala kicking
some ass. Left ya a message though.
well.. partied a bit yesterday, and maybe taday ta. I´ve heard there
is some big party coming up this eve, although I don´t know where
yet.
well... bought Lambrettas CD yesterday. Didn´t kick major ass,
but it sure sounds well-produced. Just finished copying some
Motorhomes now (great swedish band from Jönköping).
well... my week was quite good. Did some fire-extinguish-training,
some first-aid and some other shit.
I´ll call ya later this afternoon to pick up some Uppsala-gossip.
Best regards
Erka "ero" Ass
15:e oktober 1999
Hey sucka!
Whixxo?
Really impressed by your latest poem, boy! really touching I must
say. It made sweet Erka Ass move his sweetie-pie ass from the
chair into a world of an other dimension. Hope life in Uppsala
kicks tons of butts, and I bet it does. Well... I have this friday
off, and man that surely kicks ass. Just lazying myself all fuckin´
day. Went to school earlier this morn´ in order to get to talk
to mr.B.Otterberg, but the sucker wasn´t there, so I just went
back to my house.
Got a mail from mr.Ägghuvud Kukskalle the other day, in which he
wrote that he´ll be coming home the same weekend as you. Do you
know if Assfuck and Pit are coming home too? We´ll kick loads
of asses that weeken´ anyway, that´s fer sure.
Well.... tonight I´m maybe going to Falköping to watch the
Aggregator-rebels, but I ain´t sure about that yet. Maybe I´ll
just stay home drinkin´some beer and whiskey, who the fuck knows?
Listenin´ to a really good Thelonius Monk-record right now. The
man kicks shit!
well... I guess we´ll talk over the phone sometime this weekend,
so until then:
EAT YOUR OWN SHIT!!
/Erka "mowgli" Ass
25:e oktober 1999
Mojo!
Thanks for the fucking letter, man! Thanks as hell! Feels real
nice to get a "real" piece of letter. Gotta be tellin´ya...
I can´t see no better place to write a letter, than a math-
exam, don´ ya agree? I hope I´ll be in the same position
sometime.
WEll..... I ain´t gonna tell you about tha militry, ´cause
talkin´
bout it fucking bores the hell outta me. Really looking forward
to this friday, and the mega-party. Seems like we have a slight
problem with the place to be, though. Any suggestions? Well..
I guess we won´t be able to hang out at yer place, so we have
to find some other cool place. I´m sorry to say I just have about
1/3 of my Jack Daniels left now, but I sure promise you we´ll
sip that 1/3 up on fri, bra!
Tamarra, Kollmert will come to Skövde to hang out with me. I´ll
arrive to Skövde by bus at 18:10, and hopefully Kollmert will meet
me at "the Travelcentre" then, and we´ll spend the evening at
Pim´s café, a really cosy café in Skövde with all
rights and
a lot of nice-looking girls. I use to go there once or twice
a week with some militry-friends, and grab my self a beer or
two.. really nice.
the quote of the day:
"I´ll be your idiot-boy"
/the wannadies
Well... Pär Wiksten sure has the talent of poetry don´ ya think?
gotta fuck myself ta bed now!
fuck!
/Assie
3:e december 1999
Hwody, bro!
Havin´this friday off feels really good, not only because I have
a considerable amount of sleep to catch up, but also because I
can plan for my Brighton-journey. Me and mr HK will in about an hour
get our fat asses downtown to grab a cup of coffee, and visit
the bureau of journey. Have to find the cheapest flight available
to london (a one way ticket that is).
Well.... having worked my ass off in the kindergarden, I´m now
having a cool and lazy time at "Bäcklidens äldreboende" in the
heart of the metropole Tibro. I´m-a-tellin´ ya, some old people
just kicks loads of asses! Have to get up at 04:45 in order to
not miss the bus, that leaves town at 05:25... but that´s suites
me just about fine now.....
Well.. tonight I don´t know what ta da. Read in the paper that
there is some "trubadur-night" at EFS, so I might check that out
in order to scorn our own Johnny G.
Went to a really nice party last sat. in the house of D.Hellkvist.
Only me, Hellkvist and Nilly L participating, and I´m a tellin´
ya
we kicked some ass on the telephone (tell you about that in a more
inofficial state, if you know what I mean).
well.... There will be a rock-evening at ABF on Dec. 26, maybe we
should consider taking part in that with CW-plugged, whadaya say??
Carrie´s War re-entering the stage accompanied by the "cream" of
Lidköping´s musicians would surely set my ass on fire!
Kick your ass through the phone this weeken´!
With love and understanding
E.Ass
6:e december
Hey boy I think I´m going to puke!
Whaz?
Sittin´ here listening to the new platta of the former E-tuna group
Kent. Kicks major ass! Another day spent with the old fuckers.
Was so fuckin´ tired today. At about 10:30 am I had nothing to
do, so I sat down to read a bit Hemingway. Man I was so fuckin´
tired I fell asleep. I´m-a-tellin´-a-ya bra.. the military tears
the shit out of me with its early mornings.
I gotta tell ya about one little incident that happened taday.
I was waking one oldie up at about 07:15 am, and I asked him the
ordinary questions like:
"Hey, how are you today, fucker?"
and
"It´s cold outside today, isn´t it, you sucker?"
.. and then .. my third question:
"Do you know what date it is today then?"
the oldie answers:
"Yes it´s the 1st"
I say:
"the first of what?"
he replies:
"the first of april!"
really cool guy I must say. Man it´s ten fucking degrees below
zero and it snows like hell outside, and the man thinks it´s
the first of april. The man is a fucking genious!
Well.. gotta write some now.see ya!
21:e december 1999
Hey boy, hey girl!
Sure feels kinda nice to young Erka Ass to have young E.Perko
back in town. Kinda opens up for some serious CW-projects, and
I must say you, me and the man with the godgiven ass had a lucky
afternoon together in your old boy-room. If we get the opportunity
to kick ass, we will do so!
Well..no rehearsal for me this eve, since mr Pink hasn´t called
either me or mr.Ahlén yet, so I guess we´ll have to deal with
that
tamarra.
Just watched Seinfeld, and before that me and Coma watched the
classic Kubrick-movie 2001. Kinda groovy story I must say.
I will soon bring my fat ass to the bed in order to lay down and
read "mina drömmars stad" by P-A Fogelström. REally good book
I must say... really fan-fucking-tastic. Have read a lots of good
books this fall. Here is a list of them if you don´t recall:
Vinter i paradiset - U Lundell
Brighton Rock - G Greene
Siddharta - H Hesse
High Fidelity - N Hornby
Ängeln på sjunde trappsteget - F McCourt
Chet Baker - B Borgström
Att ha och inte ha - E Hemingway
Tårpilen - U Lundell
Planning on reading all five "city"-books this winter. I´m glad
that you´re back reading classics again. Have ta read "the last of
the mohicans" myself, it stands waiting for me in my shelf.
We have ta kick ass tamarra, create some ass-kicking rock songs.
gotta write poetry now:
24:e december 1999
Hey young boy!
Mail me tha morbid-metal photos as soon as possible, and I´ll
put ´em up an tha page. Please call me, ´cause I´ve got some
really bad news fer ya. I´m going to Skövde at 14:00 on christmas
day, so we have to rehearse before that. Shit, we don´t have much
time now....
fuck!
/ass
30:e december
hEY PIT!
sorry.. just kiddin´.. you ain´ no pit.. you´re E. Perko D.Y
a.k.a.. "the young student" aka "the student of biotech" aka.
"mr 1.5" aka. "the young mr"
pit is pit... and sometimes he transforms into the notorious
"king pit".. but I bet you already knew that... but sweet as I am
I just wanted to in form you, in case you´ve had a recent blackout.
well... I guess this is the last email of the year and also of
the millenia!.. fuck I hate this fuckin´ millenia-hysteria. Kicks
the shit out of me everytime I think of it.
Right now I´m listening to "make a jazz noise here" by Zappa.. man
that man kicks my ass so fuckin´ hard!!!
Spent the evening with my parents. We drank a bottle of red and
played the family game "Trivial pursuit". It kicked some ass,
although I finished second.
well... don´t feel in the mood for poetry now, so I leave you
with this words:
"gaypussy"
/bodybuilder