14:e november 1997

Hi you motherfucker!

Thanx for the fuckin´ letter and the fuckin´ Zappa reviews..
Right now I´m generating an X amount of Joule, so that I
can give a real good performance tonight at EFS.. hope you do so
as well.. FUCK!!
I´m also listening to Kent right now.. and you bet it´s a hell
of a record bro!

FUCK YOU, tired man!
/ERka.S


16:e november 1997

HI yo!

Unfortunately, Erka S is not the owner of Microsoft Word. Therefore
he´s unable to read the text Erko Perko has sent via Internet.
Erka S is going to contact his friend Claes Verdoes to see what
can be done about it (he may be able to convert the files).

Finally Erka S kindly asks Erko Perko to write all the jam
reviews in Microsoft Works, if Erko Perko is the owner of that
program that is. This would make it a lot easier for Erka S to
read the texts.

Shoot it right up you ASS bro!

/Erka


22:e november 1997

yo!
how do you feel today, bro?
I feel ok, despite the party yesterday. I think it will be
great fun to listen to the recording on monday, especially the
part when Linkan enters the room, and sings along with us in
farmer girl.
press your faeces carefully!
/Erka "the God" S.


24:e november 1997

whazzup?

yo e.perko!
What are you doing these days then?.. just watching all the
sopes on TV i suppose.. Man!.. it´s soon time for Pacific
Palisades, right? After I´ve written this e-mail, I will return
to my German studies, and complete the homework for tomorrow.
We´ll have to get togehter sometime and listen to the recording
once more.. it was supergreat, right?

Fuck you your motherfuckin´ asshole

/Der Kaiser


25:e november 1997


Yope man!

Thanks for your fuckin´ e-mail man.. it was real nice reading it..
Right now I´m listening to a song called "Super Airwash" with the
group Downstroke (bet you´ve heard of them).. and it´s a real nice
peace of music, although you might not think so..
So, I heard that you´re reading The Idiot by Dostan... well..
I myself is reading "The Kiss " by Lundell you know, and it´s a
pretty cool book too.. Today I´m just going to take care of myself,
you know.. lay in the sofa and watch all the good sopes on TV!

by for now.. anyhow..
/erka "the wasp" s.


25:e november 1997

yo nigger man!

I´m right now listening to your wonderful midi-songs by Zappa..
well.. they´re not as good as the record, that´s for sure..:)
but pretty cool indeed..
I´m looking forward to the durchhören on Thursday.. man .. that
will be one hell of a time, bro!.. And what about the idea of the
jam-session by my place on Saturday.. not bad, right?
Well see ya tomorrow bro, and thanx for those midi-songs..

/erka "oxman"s.


26:e november 1997

yer motherfucking fucker!
I´ve just recieved your fuckin meanless e-mail man, and it was
no fun at all reading it.. You thought you were very funny, right?
Well.. I can tell you you were not!!!
From now on.. it´s war man!!!!!!

See you in hell

Öäyuutypehb


28:e november 1997

YOka!

Thanks for the beautiful song you sent me. I felt really warm
inside of me when i heard the nice tunes come out of the speakers.
If you want to, you can send me "yeah" to.. i would really
appreciate to have that song in my little collection..
Tonight, I´ll watch "That´s the way it should sound" on TV, but
I yet don´t know what guests there are on the program tonight, do
you?".. after that I will go to Faelth to a pre-party, and later
I will proceed through the gates of Stadt. I hope I´ll see ya
there bro!!!!
Otherwise, I´ll see ya tomorrow, around7-8, right?

/Erka "the cupcake man" S


1:e december 1997

I´m gonna count this song in.. yeah.. motherfuck!

I´ve just finished some mathematics, and now I´ll spend the rest
of the evening surfin´ thee net. Gotta be tellin´ ya.. Erka S got
a driving lesson at the central traffic school at 8:20 am tomorrow.
might be a bit slippery i guess..
Before I go to sleep this evening I will continue reading my book..
the kiss by Uffe L.. after I´ve read that book I´ll start reading
"Crimes and punishments" by Dosto.. you know.. that deep guy..
ok.. c ya in the mornin´ big fello´

/Erka "the lunatic" S


3:e december 1997

Yer mothafucka´!

whazzup?`.. I see that you´re planning to read a lot of books
next year, I surely hope that your dreams will come true..
Today I´ll play tha fuckin´ piano at 17:30, and after that
I´ll do some maths and maybe some fucken´ Spanish motherfuckin´
shit too.. I´m thinking about durching the farmer-girl tape
later today too.. man.. it was a nice fucken´ time!
I long for the 24 hrs recording, but I think we have to be prepared
to drink a fuckin´lot of alcohol, to keep the style up!

fackya!

/Erka "the Moron" S.


6:e december 1997

yo!

I´m right now sitting eating a kebab- pizza, and it´s a really
strong-tasting sucker..
What exactly do you mean by a fusion with Devon REx? that we
should get together with Sahl, Person and the other bunch of guys
and play a song, or just with sebastian?
Today i´ve made a fuckin´ big-cleaning of my room.. it took
several hours, but now it´s clean as hell..
In a minute or two I´ll watch the Expedition Robinson on TV, I
bet you too will do that, bro! Maybe we can have a durchhören
next weekend!

/Erka "the playmate"S.


7:e december 1997

yopa!

I´ve heard your plan for the fusion, and it sounds very
interesting, but we can talk further in the coming week..
Today I´ve studied some economy, but it sucks major cock!
(to quote the guys in Union 69).. I agree totally that it´s
a real lot to learn.. I have to get VG too on this test, but
that won´t be easy you know.. Dan usually makes pretty hard
tests too, unfortunately. Today I´ve also been to the "network"
to see performances by Rorstrangd, Sens and Devon Rex (your
companions).. It was real fun, bro .. you should have been there!
ok..I´m getting a bit tired right now, so I´m going to brush my
teeth, and maybe I´ll use some dental floss too..

/erka "the grapefruit" s.


11:e december 1997

whazzup, bro?

I´ve just arrived from the school, and I´m really happy, due to
the fact that our math-class was withdrawn. Now I´m thinking
´bout downloadin´ the fuckin´ midi-program and to compose
somethin´ today.. I have to do tha fuckin´ swedish work today
too.. fuck me in my asshole!! I think it will be some great
time on tuesday night, if we decide to have a farmer-girl-jam-
session that is..

Fuck you for now, and forever!
/erka "the winer"s.


14:e december 1997

fuck you, yer fuckin´ idiot-reader!

My name is Erka S, an´ I´m a tellin´ ya bro, I am a gettin´ real
tired now.. I think I´m going to bed soon, and read my dosto-
book. My mother owns the Idiot, so maybe that´s a future project
for me.. Well.. I hope you and Linus have decided to join me
in a farmer girl on tuesday..
see ya in hell!
/ Erka "the lieman" S


21:e december 1997

sendin´ya some nice tunes from my first masterpiece. It´s
called "Fishin´ in Lake Michigan", but I have not finished it
yet. I think it´s a kinda jazzy tune, don´t u!

enjoy and fuck!

/erka"perka"s.


24:e december 1997

whazzup?
I´ma right now sittin´ here waitin´ for my fuckin´ relatives
to show up. We´ll later eat some ham-sandwich and have some
biscuits and so on. Hope you´ll have a fuckin´ plookin´
christmas, son!
Hope to see ya sometime between christmas and new years eve
too. We´ll have to plan the sylvester-party more carefully you
know..My motha´ promised that she can buy some champagne for
us if we wanted, what ´bout that boy!

ok.. Bite me in the ass!
/Erka"Santaclaus"S.


28:e december 1997

fuck you!

.. and good continuation to you too, bro!.. Looking forward to
our "meeting" with CW tomorrow at 7 pm.. I spoke to Moa earlier
today, and she said that we were welcome around 7-7:30 pm on
Wednesday, but I said that we might would come an hour later
or so.. I think I will have a winer to the dinner, and then
champagne and perhaps some more whine. Will you bring your
winer to me to drink from during the dinner? .. surely I will
drink wine to the dinnner.. well..

FUCK YOU!'

/Erka "Smoke on the water" S.