4:e januari 1998

Yo fuckin´ motherfucker!

Man, I´m happy. Da ya wanna know why? I just fuckin´ finished chapter 5 in
my math book, so now there´s hardly anything left for me to do for the rest
of the vacation, except for chapter 4 + chapter 14 & 15 in the chemistry
book. Sucks!
Oh well...
Except for the schoolshit I´m having a nice time listening to music and
reading books.

Fuck yourself in the anal, bro!

Erko "guteater" Perko


6:e januari 1998

Pardon me. Did you just say that you find Dosto the Dude boring? No matter
how bad the book is, it´s fuckin´ Dosto and you better like it. If you
haven´t finished it before wednesday you don´t have the right to look me in
the eyes. Oh, I´m sorry. I don´t mean to be rude to you. Of course youre
allowed to look me in the eyes. It´s just that... It´s just that... Oh,
this is so hard. You see, Dosto is a very sensitive subject for me, and
when someone, even a friend like you, says something bad about him I get so
sad, and since I´m a man and not allowed to express such feelings I get mad
instead. Please forgive me for being such a fool.
Oh well, I´ve actually surprised myself in bookreading. The first of
January I started reading a book called Dvärgen, you know. The next day i
started with another book called Jagger, Lennon och jag (ca 150 p), and I
finished it the day after. The day after that I picked up Dvärgen once
again and read the last ca 180 pages on one day, and the same night I even
started a new book, the first in the Liftarens guide till galaxen
kvintology. I read some yesterday and I plan to finish it today. 3 books in
one week, I´m rather proud of myself. Of course I´ll keep you updated on
the book-front, just as I hope you´ll do the same for me.
Fuckin´ school starts tomorow, and actually it doesn´t suck so hard, of
course it sucks but it´s not a killin´ fuckin´ vacuum. It´ll be fun to do
som triangle work with CW, and meet some friends again. And, the best of it
all: CH!!!

Fuck you

with love

Erko "I´ve actually done some chemistry, though not a lot" Perko


20:e mars 1998

Yo ass!

Really glad to hear from ya. You´re reety awrighty ´bout us starting to
keep in touch via da net. I´m about to eat a great fuckin´ dinner soon.
Actually I´ll stretch out the number of Zappa-records that I own this
weekend. Three assholes are coming to me, so I´ll be bizzy listening to
real great music all fuckin´ weekend.
Feels good to have an easy time at school right now. Almost relaxing I´m
a-tellin´ ya.
I´ll hopefully finish my masterpiece Song For Kip Winger this weekend so
that I can mail it to you. And you better get your fat ass down on the
chair by the computer and write some music too.

Eatin´ now
Fuck
Erko "assbiter" Perko


26:e mars 1998

Yo Crescendo Man! Whazzapazzazazzaup?

Tanks fer yer mail bra. Enjoyd it ya know.
I´m really happy now ´cause I got six more Zappa albums then I had a week
ago, and they all rock! I was actually planning to buy me some jazz and
blues but then I found thos fuckers and I had to buy ´em. Wrecks my wallet
though.
Man, tamorrow my brotha´s gonna have a birthdayparty. Me and Frida will
make the food and then I´ll get drunk I´m a Wino man ya know. It´ll be
great fun hopefully.

Take good care of yer ass

See ya

Erko "through viaduct-biker" Perko


31:e mars 1998

Yo Cannibal, whaxup!

Da coffe´s runnin´ down de boiler, man it´ll taste good, with cookies and
stuff yez know.
I was really prepared ta do some german taday, and wazzup in my schoolbag
you might ask. Well I fuckin´ dunno. The book wasn´t fuckin´ there. I
fuckin´ forgot it in hell.
Thiz weekend will surely kick mighty ass! I´m not sure His Name Is Pontus
wants to record 45 asskickin´ minutos though. If he refuses we´ll have to
hold an axe above his head and tell him to fuck off. It´ll be fun recording
anyhow. And fun rehearsin´ too.
Gotta go kick some ass now
See ya, and enjoy the song I´m attaching. It´s my masterpiece for the
quintet.

Fuck
Erko "support through multiateral organizations" Perko


3:e april 1998

YO!

My fuckin´ ass has become blue from all that kickin´ earlier today.
Ain´t got too much time to type right now, butt I thought I´ll send ya the
score for the chorus to 2Inte om oss" Re-wrote a little, made it more
melodic. Might be kinda nice. Please tell me your opinion. By the way, it´s
the first time I´ve written down my own music in a notation system. Man I´m
good.

Fuck, for now
Erko "teethouttaker" Perko


18:e april 1998

Yo ass!

Whazzup?

Man, I´m still fuckin´ exhausted after yesterdays recording fuckin´
motherfuckin´ session. It was so darn good I thought I as gonna die.
Especiallly the part where you and I sing the falsetto harmony on the Mean
Mister Evans outro. Truly great.
In about 20 minutes I´m going to the STEP-theater together with Janne to
watch that Lasse-Maja dude. Hopefully I´ll get to see some good actors and
hear some good music, although the music won´t in any way be as good as the
music of Carrie´s War. But then again, there is NO music as good as the
music of Carrie´s War.
I was supposed to get up early today in order to study some asskick invert
chemistry but since my tiredness was biting me in the ass I had to sleep
for another hour. But I actually did chapter 5 in the chemistry book when I
came home last night, kinda impressing don´t you think?
Oh wello cello, I sure hope you´re having a good time in Gothenburg and
that you´re buying lots of great Jazz-records, and maybe a nice pair of
shoes or two.

See you round motherfucker

Erko "Lambada-man" Perko


7:e maj 1998

Yo Ass!

Whazzo Pazzo?

Man, I gotta tell ya the story ´bout this letter. I just kinda felt like
writin´ ya an e-mail, since I didn´t have much to do and chemistry didn´t
seem like the funniest thing to do. Always when I send e-mails ta ya I look
up old e-mails from ya in the e-mailprograms waste paper basket (thats
where I keep the mails, I never delete your e-mails), in order to get your
adress. So I picked an e-mail that turned out to be the mail where you tell
me how much you liked my "Not About Us" midi-song. That made me feel like
writing a song and send it ta ya. Of course, there wasn´t too much time so
I couldn´t work on it to much, but sometimes it´s best just to write things
down as they appear in ones head. It might not be the ultimate song but
it´s a kinda nice tune don´t ya think? Of course I had to name it after the
source of inspiration: "Ode To Ass"

Love you whenever we´re together, love you when we´re apart

Erko "Microsoft Office Standard" Perko

PS Ever heard of Tesla? The best heavy metal you´ll ever hear DS


11:e maj 1998

Yo Ass! 1998

Ain´t got too much time to write. Unfortunately I´ve thrown away the
ZIP-files of the Nintendo-program, but here´s a link to som games, maybe
you can find the program there too

Link: http://www.auburn.edu/~lecomjw/

I´ll kick yer ass tamarra bra

Erko "lätt munter wegen des schluss des Kemis" Perko


16:e maj 1998

Yopi!

Whazzonko Pazzimelodo!

Juz a-sittin´ here by da computer feelin´ like not doin´any bloody physics,
though I know I fuckin´ have ta do da shit. Juz came home from the musical
events in the park. A bit disappointed that ya didn´t play though.
Man, I feel bloody lousy ´bout my behaviour last night. Not for attackin´
ya, that wuz great fun. but for the fuckin´ mood I spitted out. I mean,
what rights do I have to feel sorry for myself.? nI´m juz a fuckin´ coward
who doesn´t dare talkin´ to a beautiful gal. Man, I want that gal, a lot.
But if things work out the way it has so far It´ll prob´ly shit itself in
da pants. But what the hell, I´ll make do. And whatever happens I sillt got
my band, and I know you guys won´t ever let me down.
Oh well, now I´m gonna go into my personal torturechamber and give myself
some pain.


24:e maj 1998

Yopi!
Whazzo P?

Mathematics is a fuck. Haven´t started fuckin´ yet. Went up at 12 o´clock.
Walked around in my home for a few hours and kicked some ass and then I
went to sleep for another few hours. Now I gotta get sumthin´ ta eat and
then I fuckin´ gotta do that shit for a while. Gettin´ up early tamarra to
study s´more. I might skip the math class in order to calculate at home,
since I do it better here. It might be that way ´cause there´s a great deal
of CW-spirit in the atmosphere. Still I kinda want to go to school in order
to be able to say hallo or even speak a few words to a certain gal. I just
have to row this boat to land. I would be so happy.
Man, you shoulda been here yesterday. Kinda nice party. Some people joined
at least: Anti, Henke, Kollnert, Björne and Z. Kollnert and Björne didn´t
drink anythin´ though. I pulled a sixpacker and two vodkadrinks made from
Antis vodka and some sugardrink. I got a bit drunk, but I still had check
on what I was doing. A nice contrast to the previous days.
And man, those days. It sure was great, don´t ya think. I had a great great
in square deal of fun. Sure is a pity that you got sick though. Right now
I´m workin´ on my jazzvoice. It sure sounds great with the guitar ya know.
Thought I should write ya a song, and I have to say I´m kinda proud of it.
Listen and enjoy.

Take a look at the horizon when you´ve finished reading this. Look real
careful. My spirit wil be dancin´ with the gods.

Erko "Hey Man" Perko


2:e juni 1998

Yopidinko!
Whazzppo?

Man, I´m sorry ta tell ya dis but this is the last e-mail I´ll send ya in
few days since we´re gonna put our computer away during the festivities
tamarra, in order to place some food on da table.

Just a little angeroutletting before I go on:
You Fuck! Why the hell weren´t you at the busstation dis morning. The
weather did suck and the excursion was cancelled, but that´s not the point,
it´s about not letting ones friends down. (Actually only 9 people showed
up)

Okay, now I´ve let my anger out and is back to my jolly self again.
So, how did ya like da party yesterday. I really enjoyed sitting in my sofa
with you an Clarre Verda and some beer and of course some swordmaking. The
Moa-party was okay. The train was fuckin´ outreagous man, I loved it, at
least the first part, before people started singin´ Nv2b shalalalala, and
my feet got tired. I also liked to listen to Yeah! during the clothesswitch
at my place. And then man, fuckin´ double cucumbermajo, goddamn, it was
good! The disco sucked a certain sort of military cock, except for when I
was together wit da gal. Course it was nice talkin´ to you and my other
pals too.
Man my fuckin´ brother´s graduating tamarra. He´s an asshole, but hopefully
it´ll be a nice party, especialy when his class comes in the night. Of
course, you´re very welome to visit the party in the evening if you wish,
I´d enjoy it.
Fuckin´ swedish tamarra, I´ll kick yer ass then, and then we´ll have to
kick megamany asses dis summer. I´m looking forward to a nice
Strömstad-party as an example.

Fuck you for now
Erko "glut" Perko


23:e juni 1998

Yopa Dopa Mopa Milbura kazoo!

Whazzopido?

Nice talkin´ ta ya earlier today. Just took som time off to surf the net,
I´ve noticed that now that it´s summerholiday and I´ve got lots of time to
do things I don´t do things that I used to do. I don´t always listen to as
much music as I use to, and I don´t visit the internet everyday after
dinner to see if I´ve gotten any e-mails or if somethings happening in the
world of FZ. But what the fuck, one has other things ta do, like reading
books, be a good hard working man, and spend time with people one likes.
I´s a bit worried for you right now, you know ´bout the "Conversation"
you´re about to have, and I guess the same goes for me.
Well, I think I´m gonna go back to my book now, but I just want to tell you
that if the houses you are taking care of are mean to you, just give me a
call and I´ll "pick" those mathafuckas.

See yampo, hopefully tamara

Erko "Disney2" Perko


29:e juni 1998

Yo! STOP Home a short while STOP Will soon get back to work STOP Just about
to call you STOP Gonna ask ya to look for a rehearsingroom STOP Bought a
platta a few minutes ago STOP Pet sounds by The Beach Boys STOP Supposed to
be a masterpiece STOP Hope I´ll dig it STOP Gonna call ya now STOP That is
I´ll call you once I´ve send ya this shit STOP Fuck you for now STOP Erko
"one step at two times" Perko


29:e juni 1998

Yozi!

Feels darn good ta be off work, havin´ a free day tamarra. Tonight wuz a
real cool ev´nin´. I hardly did nuthin´. Wuz mostly juz a-sittin´ in da
kitchen wit some workmates talkin´ bout nothing special. Kinda nice,
luckily it was some of the nicer fellas, some are a bit anoying, but they
didn´t work tonight. Now I´s a-gotta do sumthin´, since it fells kinda
stupid to fall asleep at midnight when you´re not workin´ the next day, so
I guess I´ll have to force myself into stayin´ awake listening to my new
record even though I´m darn tard. Gotta get off this shitty net now and get
myself some toothpaste and other nice stuff. So, hopefully I´ll see ya
tamarra, we´ll sure rock our busted asses off. Well, I guess there´s only
one thing left to say: When you work tamarra, give them houses some hell,
and if they act stupid, just spit ´em in their faces.

Loosen up
Erko "the groupie" Perko


3:e juli 1998

Yopurio!

Came home a while ago from CW´s place, carried some equipment and ohter
unlame shit. Man, tanights gig´ll surely be bitchen. We´ll fuckin sweep the
ocean man! Right now you´re probably giving them houses some massage, man I
hope you´re real gentle to them, since perhaps someone who lives in the
house wouldn´t like to live in a mad house, that turns off the electricity
once in a while in order to erase things thats been worked on on the
computer for several hours. On the other hand, if Petter-Jävel or some
other retard lives in the house you better fuck them houses in the chimney
with a stick.
Perhaps you´d like to read some poetry:
Kinda deep, don´t ya think? Try to respond to that one if you dare.

Your bra
Erko "Minesweeper" Perko


20:e juli 1998

Whazzonko?

Rumour says you had a nice time on the Falkenbergparty, we gotta talk ´bout
dat some day, but more important: We´ve gotta discuss the 24-hour FG. We
cannot go to my summerhouse, sadly, but Linny N is willing to be at his
house. Let me hear from you so we can talk it over. Maybe we can do it some
day this week, and then have a part-of-the-class-party at my place this
weekend. I talked with His Name and we discussed a small party with maybe
you, me, His Name, Claes, Linny N, Moa, Karin and maybe Maria and Malin.
Sure would be mega-nice.

Don´t really have the time to create some poetry, so I´ll give you a quote
instead:

Chaos AD
Tanks on the streets
Confronting Police
Bleeding the pleebs
Inside the state
War is created
No mans land
What is this shit

Sepultura


26:e juli 1998

Yoza!

Thank you very much for your e-mail bra! Great poetry, man! Keep up the
good work.
I really liked having you and your good-looking gal at my place yesterday.
I thought it was nice party. Real fun to meet the old friends again. I´ll
work on the drunk-part the next time we´ll party, and that´d better be
soon. We fucking have to write some new CW-tunes soon too.
Well, today I´ve fucking recykled some beer-cans, it made me rich! Then I
vacuum-cleaned the whole fucking appartment. Then I slept for a few hours.
When I was starting to wake up again Malin Fogelquist rang the door-bell,
and we had a cup of coffee, and talked for a while - real nice. We´re
actually planning a bath tonight.
Well, after Malin had left I felt the inspration to create something, and
so I did. It´s a marvelous text about a man who gets in big trouble, too
say the least.
Since I´m such a nice man I´ll send you the text, so that you can read it.
But hey, beware, it´s kinda scary, and I won´t take no responsibility if
you end up in an insane asylum or something like that. But since you´re
such a strong personality, I bet you can handle it.

That´s it for now

Erko "Rayman" Perko


31:e juli 1998

Yodo!

Think I´ll start with a quote:

The kids was just crass, he was the nazz
With Godgiven ass

David Bowie

Man, That´s about you. I bet he wanted to stick a stick up you´re godgiven
hoolabalooa-hole.
Oh well, I promised you an e-mail, and here it fucking is.
In about two hours I´ll be going to Gothenburg in order to get my pretty
ass off-rocked by Keith and them other dudes in the Stones. It´ll be a load
of fun man! Pitty you´re not coming with us, but as Mick sings: "You can´t
always get what you want" That´s fucking true, ask me ´cause I know. Well,
I don´t want to complain, things will work out fine, all I need is just a
little patience. Think I´m gonna make a short-cleaning of my room now,
there´s CD:s all over the place.

I´ll fuckin´ call you on saturday, and you´d better have a party ready for
me

Kick ass

Erko "Magnet" Perko


2:e augusti 1998

Yoti!

Just got off the phone after talkin´ ta ya. Immediately after we hung up I
got a fat Ass-abstinence and immediately checked your e-mail. Nice reading,
dude! Well, soon time for Kladdy K, will taste nice as hell. That
half-baked pasture will fall through my throat together with some cream and
coffee and make my foodgatherer say yummy!
Sure would be mega-nice with a Strömstad-trip, if it doesn´t happen we´ll
just have to party someplace else.
Since you didn´t write me any poetry I´ll write some Erka Ass critisising
poetry:


3:e augusti 1998

Well, that´s all for now

Erko "Palooka" Perko


4:e augusti

Yo!

If someone would ask me the question What´s Up I would answer nothing much,
since right now I´m not doing anything special. In order to get something
to do I thought I should do something on the Net, but I didn´t really feel
like it, so instead I decided to write you an e-mail. If I feel like it I
might make it a long sucker.
Something kinda funny happened a few minutes ago. My brother Staffan, that
Nicklas dude you saw earlier today and a girl ran into my house and woke
Johan up, then they went back to The Eagle.
Oh, well this is probably one of the most useless e-mails I´ve written you
so far, since I have so little to write about that I write that I don´t
have anything to write.
Saw a movie earlier tonight: Anaconda, kinda shitty movie, but still very
entertaining, we just sat there commenting all the unrealistic things and
the bad computer-animations, and such shit. There was one good actor
though, who played the bad guy. He wanted to catch the anaconda in order to
sell it and get rich. At least that´s what he said, but I think he wanted
to stick the 13-meter snake up his ass.
I´m really sad I can´t go with you and Malin tomorrow. I´m really desperate
for something to do, but I can´t think of anything. I would really like to
just get out of town and party for a few days. I have money and all, but no
one to go with, that I can think of right now. Got no place to go either.
It seems most of my friends are occupied with their girl-friends. Maybe I
should go out tomorrow, find a girl and go to Mexico with her. That would
be mega-nice. Seems kind of hard to put that idea into reality though. I
suppose the only thing I can do is to go to my summerhouse efter Axel and
Frida´s gone home, but I still need someone to go with, that also has a
car, or rather I need someones (note the pluralis) in order to make it more
fun.
Think I´m gonna give you a quote now. When I had the party at my place
about one and a half weeks ago, Pontus brought along a vinyl-single with
AB/CD, since he thought the B-side had so great lyics. The song is called
Killershark and here comes the chorus:

A KILLERSHARK - A MONSTERSHARK
Swim to live, swim to save your life
A KILLER SHARK - A MURDERSHARK
Close behind your back - THE EXECUTIONSHARK

The song also contains phrases like "You better swim to save your dick" and
"You better start swimmin´ FUCKFACE!!"
Kinda funny lyrics I think, hope you enjoyed them to. Someday you have to
read the whole text.
Got nothing left to write about now so that leaves me with no option but to
write you some poetry, enjoy!

I guess this turned into quite a long letter, like it was ment to. I sure
hope you found at least one or two sentence interesting enough to read.
Well, now I´m gonna go into the kitchen in order to find out that there is
nothing to eat and then I will spend a few moments to feel sorry for
myself. Then I´ll look through the kitchen again, and I will eat a
Vanilla-dream, and it will taste nice, then I won´t be able to stop myself
from taking another one. Then I´ll look through the kitchen again, and
maybe I´ll have a sugarcube.
I sure hope your trip will kick ass, and I sure hope that I can get some
asses kicked too. We´ll have to kick the butt of Linny N this Friday too,
since he´ll turn into a grownup on the 9:of August. I guess that will leave
me as the only kid in the band. But hey, don´t you guys treat me mean and
and call me things like "Mr Mini" or "Pytte-Perko" or say things like "No,
we can´t degradate him. He´s so young and vulnerable, he´ll might start
crying or tell his mother that we´re being mean to him." If you say things
like that I´ll fucking "pick" you.

That´s enough for this time
Erko "Chaos" Perko


6:e augusti 1998

Yore!

Such a great e-mail bra! Juz can´t help but gettin´ down a fat wellbeing
feeling in me stamack while reading it, bra. Seven sisters just a-beginnin´
so I´ll make a short poem:

The worst bloody shit I´ve ever written to you bra. Really sorry, but hey,
that´s the way Rock n Roll goes: ||:dook da dookdo da :||

Heroes, those are the biggest
Love from
Erko "Review" Perko


7:e augusti 1998

Yoki!

Right now your sittin´ in a comfortable chair in my house watchin´ TV and
hoping for a nice ev´nin´ wit CW. And you don´t fuckin´ know that I´m
writin´ ya diz. Therefore I´d better right this one short before you catch
me.
You caught me now bastard, Fuck You!
Bullshitted poetry anyhow

Heroes, thats you and me
Erko "Trunk" Perko


13:e augusti 1998

Yox!

Whazzup?

Gotta be a-tellin ya bro, I´m back in this stinky town in order to warm up
for the last year in DLf´n´G, and actually I feel kinda good bout it. Well,
you know as well as I do that da place sucks kinda vacuum, but I mean that
it´s kinda nice to get back to normal life. Summer´s always kinda weird,
with lots of people in the house, pressure to lotsa shit when all you
really want to do is loose yourself in the maze of booze, know what I mean?
This summer ain´t really been that great either, so everyday life kinda
attracts me.
Well, maybe some shitty festival´s up tamarra if things go the way you said
you have planned. If there´s place left in the car I might join ya, but
hey, if it isn´t, or if you feel that I´m an asshole just tell me I can´t
come with ya. Maybe I´ll choose to get drunk tomorrow instead, since
building-Christian might celebrate his birthday tomorow, after what I´ve
heard. That might be like a last night with the gang thing since David
moves to Uppsala and such shit. We´ll see tamarra.
Sure feels nice to have a room for myself again, since I didn´t have that
in Malung. I guess I´ll stay up late tonight just reading and listening to
music. I find such things meganice.
And hey, before I forget, we have to get a party going this sunday. School
starts at 13 pm so it´s cool. Talked to Malin Birdbranch about it and she
seemed to like the idea, actually she was the one who brought it up
allthough I´ve given the idea a thought earlier on too.

Brutally good, man. Well I gotta go, see ya!
Lotsa faeces
Erko "Bad Guy" Perko


16:e augusti 1998

Fuck it all
You know what I mean

Erko " - " Perko


17:e augusti

It stinks man! It fuckin stinks!

Erko "down" Perko


17:e augusti

Never forget the light brother!

Erko "How?" Perko


20:e augusti 1998

What you´ve already been through is nothing compared to what will happen.
But that´s not the point.

Erko "Opal" Perko


20:e augusti 1998

Don´t ever forget brother

"Erko "Will" Perko


20:e augusti 1998

It´ll probably take more time, but hopefully this will at least put an end
to this

Erko "Weiter" Perko


22:e augusti 1998

Yo!

Always nice to have da Ass over at my place, and yesterday and today sure
ain´t no exception. Wello, I gotta get diz album:

DIDDLEY BO
RARE & WELL DONE (Remastered)
79 kr
Artikelnr: 14164

Sure seems to be a nice platta, don´t ya think. Like I said before, if
you´re not ordering anything don´t bother me, I can always order it some
other time from Boxman, it´s a little cheaper there. Actually, the next
time I´ll order from Boxman I´ll probably get a Hansson & Karlsson platta.
There seems to be only one available, and it costs 122 kr, but there was
some music samples available and it seems real good.


30:e september 1998

Yow!

You steamy motherfucker, what the
no-more-the-name-of-the-hangoutplace-at-school´s up? Tiz sure´s been a
while since those electronic bricks of conversations been goin´ on and I
thought I´d try to bring it back to life.
Wello, I´s feelin´ good these days, even though education is stuffed all
the way up my alley right now. I kick some ass in my room just typin´ with
my typewriter. Tellin´ ya bro, that machine kills!
Ordered myself three plattas today, one Tom Waits, one David Bowie and the
classic Trout Masc Replica by Captain Beefheart. Feels mighty good, hope
though that no booger-filled ass-man´s been emptyin´ my account since I
paid it over the net.
Well, nice to hear you´re in the mood for a party, I haven´t really
planned anything special, like a theme or something, for this friday, so
we´ll just kick some ass and see what happens. Just don´t give me the "No I
don´t want to drink, then I´ll have to ride my bike" thing, ´cause that
will leave me no option but to fuck your urinepipe with an unplaned stick.
Gotta do some Spaninsh and English and Swedish and Mathematics and Chemistry now.

Burn down your neighbours flowers

Erko "Tramp" Perko


22:e oktober 1998

Yer seriously wicked man, n´ I dig ya fer dat.
Keep Kool

Perko


6:e december 1998

Man, Both you and I know that Mediteranian snowballs suck, so why bother?

So far no maths, diz weeken and it´s 18:40 on da sunday an I´ve still have
chapter 2 uncounted, and I´m gonna watch a movie tonight together with a
friend of mine called Catarina, and of course I have to see Beverly Hills
90210 and still I believe that I will count today so you`ll prob`ly meet a
tired Perko tamarra, but that doesn´t matter as long as I´m lookin´ good
ass hell and the sun won´t go down on me.
Man, I went to Mangy G n´ Italya yesterday and no fuckin´ control of my
bloody age, I´m thinkin´ bout burning this world down soon if I won´t be
treated as a fourteenie soon.

Fuck Off
Perko


8:e december 1998

Hey!

Fuck You! for asking me ´bout da English. Fuckin´ VG. Da Linny N got MVG
though. I sorta failed the test.
Fuck You! for asking me ´bout ´da Math. Don´t think I did too well, though
the test was kinda hard and I´m still kinda proud that I finally grabbed
myself in the (folded up) "krag" and ploughed the book through in two
weeks.
Thank You! for tellin´ me ´bout da Jack readin´. I´m honestly happy that
you enjoy that good old masterpiece. I´m actually readin´ a book that´s in
a way related to Jack. It´s call Jacks bok and it´s about the life of Jack
Kerouac, the man who gave name to Mr Råstedt and who, by his books, taught
Lundell how to write. Man, you bet we gotta watch dat movie.
Actually I´ve read the Tale About the Ring trilogy plus Bilbo that one is
supposed to read before the trilogy. Fantasy´s not my cup of tea, but I
still found the books vvery good. I wish you the best of luck with yo
reading.
Terribly sorry that you´re sick, man! You better cry on yourself soon,
feels kinda empty not to have a complete triangle in the class-room. Seems
you´re sick bad too. Daz a shame, bra!
Man, I gotta tell ya, I´m deesperatly lookin´ for a gal now, since my
consuming of alcohol makes my wallet kinda thin. Would be nice to have
somneone to spend time with on the weekends, sitting at home´s kinda
boring, but I guess I could spend some more time with the typewriter, but
on the other hand, sitting at home won´t give me too much inspiration. So
if any female character that could be of any interest pops up in front of
you, catch her with a fishnet and introduce her to me, will ya?
Guess I´ll keep writin´for a few more minutes since I don´t have anything
to do until the toivo/bovally-soap begins. Usin´ the time to download some
Tom Waits MP3s too.
Well, actually life seems to be getting kinda nice now, well I´ve surely
had a nice autumn and all, but now I feel that I don´t have to do lots of
schoolstuff, and that gives me the opportunity to kick a fuckload of ass
that wasn´t as easy to take time to do before, like just relaxin´ and
list´nin´ to a record or typing or hang out with buddies after school, well
you get the picture. Speakin´ of hangin´ out, i´m really sufferin´ from
lack of niggerpasture, we gotta have some when you get well again. And then
we´ll combine it with a bottle of red when you´ve finished Jack.

Well, gotta stop writin´ soon, hope you had the courage to read it through.

Getto wello you big son of a furniture

Perko


28:e december 1998

Yodelidoo!

You probably don´t understand how incredibly wonderfully happy I feel now
that I know you´re better. I´ve been gettin´ some info from yer pequeño
brotha ´bout you health, and when I heard about your throat problems, man,
I don´t wanna talk about it.
Well, yesterday I talked to yer brotha one mo´ ´gain and he told me yer
better, and then I called ya the same ev´nin´, and you weren´t even at
home! "Motherfuck! Hooray! Giddyup! Terrific! Oh Yeah! Kick Ass!
Kebnekaise! Didgeridoo! Yiippii!", I said to myself, since that ment that
you were rollin´ again. And man, findin´ diz e-mail from ya surely kicked
up my ass today.
Well, Weinacht was good, got some nice presents and stuff, and then there
was a party the next day that was kinda fun. What worries me now is that
you might not be unsick enough to drink this newyear, and if that´s the way
it is, I´ll feel a bit sad, I mean, we´ve talked about splittin´ another
tetra the whole fuckin´ year. Oh, well that´s life. Considering your
skinnyness you´ll probably only need a dl of folkbeer to get drunk.
Gotta stop writin´ now, but we´ll talk soon I.