5:e januari 1999
Yer fuckin´ great man!
Please give me a call, and I´ll update you on the last happenings of
my
life.
Fuck you too, loverboy
Perko
10:e januari 1999
Hey Sucker!
Thanx a fuckload fer ev´thin´ da otha day.
Gotta get me guitar back s´day.
Superfaeces
Perko
23:e januari 1999
Yo!
Gotta tell ya the story. I had just been
through a whole lot of preparations for being able to finish the
CW story, including tough stuff like by using a floppy disc copy
the file to our new computer. Just when everything was done and I
was ready to start writing, my parents showed up with a scanner, so
I had to install the shit. Because of that I haven´t been able to
write the story down, but as a compensation for the lost time I send
ya a pic from our Promo Tour in Berlin, might be nice to use on the
site.
Was at a party yesterday, it was kinda fun. And I gotta tell ya
bra, I think I´m in love, but I don´t know which girl. Sort of
a
problem.
See ya, boogerman
Perko
24:e januari 1999
Howdy Bro!
Wazzup?
I´ve just finished the story, please check it to find mistakes,
and feel free to change it a little if you feel something must be
added or removed.
While writing it I got a few ideas for the site. We gotta have an
"Upcoming events"-headline on the first page where we write stuff
like when and where the nest gig will take place and releasedates
for demos and so on. It might be fun to have a section about the
demo with the tracklist and maybe even some soundclips, well I guess
we can talk about that some other time, it´s easier to explane it
orally.
Well, I feel good today for some reason. Tamarra is school, but that
feels okay too. I will be home alone all week, and that feels mighty
good. Gotta throw in a party some day, whaddaya say?
Well, I dig ya
Perko
PS Whaddaya say ´bout some niggerpasture some day? DS
26:e januari 1999
Yox
Here´s da files, been bizzy all day, Linny N stayed a while after
school
and then Yo Petta showed up, n´ right now we´re drinkin´ s´
beer, so I
haven´t had the chance to transcribe the summary yet, but here´s
da jam
files.
Maybe we should put our lyrics up too sometime, i just might start
workin´ on dat some day.
Love
Perko
27:e januari 1999
Frazz!
Just finished transcribing the summary, almost an A4. It´s a quarter
to
three in the morning, and a little sleep will give my ass soft and sleepy
but yet distinct kicks.
Please read it through to find mistakes, both grammatically and if
there´s
any misspelling. Also feel free to ad stuff that I´ve forgotten. If
you
remember.
The first and last part of the text is ment to be "cursive".
Fuck
Perko
31:e januari 1999
Wrote a little ´bout da jam, I´m especally satisfied with the last
part
, or to be precise the last 5 words.
Sendin´ ya a photo in two different shapes. Hope that you can use it.
One of the files got a little bigger, but I believe the quality is a
little better on that one.
Cheers
Perko
7:e februari 1999
Yo!
Been bizzy now fer a while, transcribing the lyrics to some of our truly
amazing CW tunes. I guess I´ll paste ém into this mail, due to
your
word-absense.
Gotta, tell ya bro, sure is fine to have something do though, since I
seem to spend some time thinkin´ ´bout dat gal, ya know. Seems
she´s gone
a little to my head, ya know. Ain´t to bad though, but i should sumpin
about it. Oh well, that´s a problem I´ll deal with some other time
than
this assy minute, cause now I´m gonna consentrate on finishing this
mail.
Lick my toes, bra
Perko
9:e februari 1999
Hey Assman!
Been a while since I wrote ya a high standard mail. So here it goes, with
poetry and all.
Gotta be a-tellin´ ya´ bro, it´s good to live, despite everything.
I mean,
I´ve got the blues, the booze, and when I´m lucky da gals. So whaddaya
say
bro, get an FG done ´fore da end of this month, would be nice I think.
At
least we gotta get one done the coming month. Hey, maybe we could do i diz
sat´day. Got da house fer meself.
Gonna go fer a walk soon wit da Jocky and Charlie Hally-Bally. Will be nice
feelin´ da cool breeze lick my cheeks, temtin´ me with it´s
beauty.
Enjoy the poetry, you´ll notice it´s actually kinda deep and about
love
in vain.
Suck your boots
Perko
10:e februari 1999
Yer ideas juz kicks man!
Lick my asshole
Perko
14:e februari 1999
Yama!
Here´s s´pics you might enjoy. I thought I should send ya the pics
in more than 1 mail so you won´t get any problems with downloading
big fat jumbomails
Create
Perko
14:e februari 1999
Hello Mr Cave!
This pic got big, n´ I´ll leave it you to size it down, cause I
don´t
seem to get it to a good size myself without ruining it all. You
oughta notice some funny details, like you holding two bottles of
beer, and me having a fat wound on my elbow after accidentaly having
given it closecontact with a carpet while getting drunk´.
14:e februari 1999
Hey!
Sure is sendin´ ya lotsa mails today dude!
Took me some time to write down the new lyrics so you can put ´em up
where they belong.
Kiss my ass
Perko
15:e februari 1999
Yo!
I realised that The Story had to be updated, so I wrote a new chapter
called Back On stage and modified the The Future chapter. Thought you might
like to update when you have the time. Hey man, da page is growing!
Well, it seems like I´m going on a little traning-camp with Bente
today,
but pequeno-bra Coma didn´t want to come, I gotta call him and give
him
an oral punch in the urinepipe.
Sadly, me going away means we can´t jazz it up tonight, really sad,
but
maybe there will be time already this wednesday when I´m back in town.
Keep up the good work
Perko
18:e februari 1999
Hey!
How are you. I hope you´ve had a good time in Lund, if I´ve got
everything right I´d guess you´re on your way home right now. Got
a
real treat fer ya. I was talkin to Jocky on da phone, and we started
talkin´ ´bout last years carnival. We also talked about how bloody
many hours will be spent diz spring discussing not only the carnival,
but as graduatés we´ll discuss the GRADUATIONSHIRTS as well.
Will
take an awful lot of time, many voices will reach their falsetto when
people get warm in their clothes and start getting upset. I´m gonna
enjoy ev´ry minute of it, and maybe add an ironic comment or two. Oh
well, back to the subject. While talkin´ ´bout da carnival we realized
dat Jocky ain´t seen da movie dat me momma shot, so he and Anny-Lanny
went over to my place and we looked at it. When we were through enjoying
ourselves and mostly Mr Hilarious himself, Linny N, I remembered that
we had a photo of it somewhere, so I went through some drawers and found
another unique CW photo, that I´ve scanned fer ya, and that I´m
sendin´ wit
diz mail.
Well, now that you´ve read this you must be back in town, and that
means we oughta get together and jazz it up, like we said we would.
If I got the time I just might try to write new lyrics fer da Love
And Marriage song. Maybe I´ll give it the astonishing title She´s
So
Pretty. Well whenever you feel ready for it please give me a call,
and then I´ll also update you on the latest happenings between me and
da gals, sure gotta tell ya, it´s sort of a mess.
27:e februari 1999
Juz sendin´ ya a short soundclip from FG, odd musicians version
with a nice Nilly G comment followed by sreams and you being upset
at Nillys obscenity.
Hey, when updating da page, some time in the future, don´t forget
we´ve got an update on The Story that has to be added.
Get it
Perko
20:e mars 1999
Oh!
Hey brother, it´s late friday night and I´m goping to bed after
a
nice party with Yo Petta and Jocko + plus soberdudes Annely Linny and
Nilly. Big time fun, I´m a-tellin´ ya.
Well I´m going to bed now, to get some kick ass sleep.
Hey, the last time time I saw you was yesterday and now yer in da states.
I fuckin´ miss ya already bro!
Love
Perko
30:e mars 1999
Howdy!
So, I guess you´ll be comin´ back in about 4 days from now. Man,
daz great. Da city sure ain´t been itself lately.
I guess life´s like it always is. Lotsa shit in school. Managed to get
da
swedish done just so I could get da philosphy done in time too. Now it´s
fuckin´ holiday and I got fatty lotsa Spec.Arb. to deal with (finally
got
myself a handleader the last wednesday ´fore easterbreak) + da religionwork
and I also have minor tasks in swedish and physics.
Well, da gals, bro. It´s really nothin´ to talk about. Messy like
hell,
in love again, though I don+t know her, still got dem "old" gals achin´
in my heart to. Well, you know me bro, I´ll get through it, so don´t
worry ´bout me.
Hey, if I don´t send ya another message, which I just might do, please
call me, if you have the guts, when you´re back home. I´ll be
leavin´
town this sunday for a short trip to Kiel, Germany, wit da fambly, and
I´d sure love to here what you´ve been up to these two weeks.
Well, I guess I should update you on the parties too. I remember writing
you a mail the same friday that you left, after a fun party. The nest day
I had a nice ev´nin´ wit His Name, some beer, wine and music. We
went to
Italia and after a kind of afterparty me and Åkesson slept on the
floor/sofa.
This weekend I once again ended up with his name in the apartment, this
time also with Åkesson, and of course, some beer. The saturday featured
a party in the Bente rehearse room with Jocko, Moa, Karin and some other
dudes. Ended up at Italia. So, I´ve been enjoying myself, and tamarra,
wednesday, there´s a big fat party at the Persson/Hummelman apartment
and
then this weekend will have an easterparty at Linda Ålruds (probably),
we
were talkin´ ´bout partyin´ when you come back, so maybe
I´ll be able to
get you in, I´d love to kick some ass wit ya. Well, the day after
eastereve, I´m headin´ for Germany, so I´ll party sat/sunday
too,
makin´ it a triple.
Oh well, having bored the shit out of you with lotsa ego-talkin´ bullshit
about what I´ve been up to I feel I have to make this letter somehow
a
little more important and meaningful by adding a little poem:
Rock it
Erko "Scandinavia" Perko
23:e april 1999
Yota!
Juz sendin´ya a RA clip from Naked FG, fer da homepage p´aps.
Well, I might wright about it too someday, so we can put it in the
jamsection.
You gotta go to da Jocko pary tamarra, and bring Coma!
Hugs and kisses
/Erko "Hates GP:s gaypussy" Perko
25:e april 1999
Yodal!
Juz sendin´ ya two great FG clip fer yer dining pleasure.
Enjoy
/ E P
9:e maj 1999
Heydie bro!
Sure is megacool to have da page smellin´ a little fresher. I`m
sendin´
ya the lyrics to our latest tunes, fer da lyrics section.
About da A&P section, I recall plans of both selected mails and poetry.
Actually, when it comes to the poetry, when looking in a longer
perspective of time it does not need to be only some selections, since
it´s all fantastic art. Well, maybe some info ´bout da jazz demo
should
be there too, I can send ya some lyrics when I have the time to write `em
down. Which reminds me, I have to finish the lyrics for Everything She Is
someday. Anyway, I´ll think more about it and get back ta ya with more
amazing stuff to put up there where it belongs.
Well, personally I`m having some personal problems I`d like to share with
you. You know dat I´m using my eyes a lot for looking at different girls,
and there´s one that I feel I might be able to get. With luck, luck
and
charm, of course. Now the problem is this: Right now I´m wrighting some
truly great material fer mine and Comas blues-demo, and naturally it´s
a
lot about unhappy love and such things. Getting a girl would obviously
damage that inspiration mortaly. Sure´s got lotsa BIG problems, whaddaya
say?
Well now, kick ass
Perko
PS Wìll you please tell Coma that I´ve written a new bluestune,
called Blues to the Bone, 7 verses. DS
15:e maj 1999
Hello, you freaky dude!
Just finished the ETP cover, looks beutiful. I made two versions,
one coloursaving white, and one, the one, with green background.
I´m going to put the green one in a frame and put it on the wall.
I thought maybe we could have an ETP section on the homepage, with
lyrics and other info. I´m also planning to make one or two or three
RA clips from the Puffin demo, since it might be a good idea to have
some of our not-as-experimental-as-the-FGs-and-the-punk-songs
represented on the page too. Do you have any suggestions for songs
that should be represented? At a later time it sure would be nice
with some jazz cuts on the A&P page, but that´ll have to wait till
we have something recorded, of course.
Wait till you hear that sound
P P P Perko
17:e maj 1999
Ya!
Just read a bit about da Isly shit, shitty.
Well, you bet there´ll be a party diz weekend, don´t know in what
way, but it´ll happen, fer sure. I´m thinkin´ a bit about
recording
the bluesdemo with Coma diz satday and then get a releaseparty goin´
the same night, would be megacool. Even if that happens, we still got
the friday to do something with.
21:e maj 1999
Hey!
Wuz s´posed ta do lotsa more relygy, but first I took a 1 1/2 hour walk
wit Jocko, den I saw todays episode of Sep Worlds on video, leading into
A 4 for 3, that I never see otherwise. When turnng the video off I had
to see Womens Prison on TV, so I got down to busines at about 1:15 am so
I won`t get an MVG in relygy, daz prolly fer sure.
But to hell wit dat, tamarra´s gonna be awsome, wit da gig, da vaguely
planned forparty in Townsgarden, and the big P at yer place. Will be
mighty fun.
22:e maj 1999
Yo!
I´ll tell ya a little ´bout yesterday, after Italia. Well, first
of all,
I gotta tell you that part of this info comes from Linny N, due to some
memorylapses of mine. Well, I met Pont sometime, don´t remember where
or
when, but I guess it was at Italia, he bought me a beer that he owed me.
Then me and Pont went for a bath, yeah that´s right, but not in the
lake,
but in one of the fountains at our dear marketplace. Sure was great. Then
we ran home to me fer a shower, together. Then the rest of the gang showed
up at my place, Clousse laid down in the first sofa he found and fell
asleep and Yo Petta listened to Captain Beefheart in the kitchen.
Tradition and hunger took us to JVG where I bought a two sausages in one
bread, tasted like shit. Well, also, of course, I started talkin´
´bout
Emma, and Pont said that she´s too young, in order to tease me.
He shouldn´t have done that´. It made me making him angry by
talkin´a
lot about, well I don´t remember what I was saying about her and him,
but I guess I wuz anoying.
Well, thanks a bunch fer da party, the Emma´s garden visit wuz
unforgettable, the Clousse falling asleep ´sitting in a chair with his
head to the wall wuz megafun, the me and Linny N wrestling in the garden
wuz great fun, the whiskey tasted trluy good though it got me kinda big
time drunk, the you and me getting sentimental and keeping talking about
how we mustn´t loose contact was nice, the talkin´ to Coma on da
phone
was fun, the listening to the punkdemo was just as wonderful as one can
expect, the party wuz overall a real treat.
Today I slept ´til 14:40, don´t have much of a hangover, feelin´
good.
27:e maj 1999
Hi Ho!
Assman, I´m a tellin´ ya, we sure will have a pizzaka tamarra,
I´m on
like hell, got da house fer meself till the early ev´nin´. Would
be
great with a juicy Pizzaka before screaming our guts out in I´ve Gotta
Know. Damn, It´ll hurt.
Oh well, I´ve been writing down our lyrics now, both for the new songs
and the punk. I´ve saved them in HTML-form if that´ll make it any
easier fer ya, seems like it puts in extra lines betwen the lines,
guess you´ll have to do sumpin ´bout dat. I´m sendin´
´em the usual
way to, fer safety.
Kick ass
Lord of Bullshit
29:e maj 1999
Yo!
Just about to Go to Moas Party, will see you there. Sendin´ ya lotsa
real treats: Soundlclips, klyrics to the jazz-songs and an updated
Story, changes are a slight modification of the Exp the Punk-chapter,
a whole new chapter called Live, Breathing Fresh Air and a
modification of the Future-chapter.
Gotta go get drunk now
Perko
2:e juni 1999
Hey!
14:37, second can of Special Platebeer, freshly faecespressed, feelin´
good. Sure will be a great party today/tonight.
12:e juni 1999
YO
Thanks fer everythin´ man! Thanks fer company, support, parties, beer,
wine, whisky, bluesing, jazzing, rehearsing, giggin´, FG:ing, asskicking,
good times, bad times, talkin´, niggerpastin´...
Sure´s been a good time, but it´s just the beginning, we´ll
keep on
kicking ass!!
20:e juni 1999
Hello!
Welcome home from El Hulto bro! Sure hope you had a good time. I´m
sendin´ ya a mail so you´ll know my situation. Tomorrow, monday,
I´ll
be leavin for work at about 12:40 and I won´t be back until tuesday
at
about 14:00. Then I´ll be home over the night and then I´ll go
to work
at about 06:40 on wednesday, and immediately after work I´ll be leavin
for Enköping, where I´ll spend the night, and on thursday I´m
going to
see Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band in Stockholm, then I´ll
spend
the night in Enköping once again, and then I´ll be back in town
some
time, probably in the afternoon, on midsummers eve. The reason I tell
you all this shit is that I won´t have much time to talk to you and
my
other friends before midsummers eve, so I thought it would be nice to
know if there´ll be a party going on when I get back. Why don´t
you
think it over and I´ll call you up on tuesday when I get home from work.
Sure would be nice with a party in your summerhouse. Other solutions
include Linny Assfucks summerhouse and in case of emergency we can
probably be in my house, but that´s not too funny. I recall talkin´
with
Åkesson a while ago, and he was telling me about some big party
somewhere on the beach, I think, with music and stuff, but I think a
smaller party with only some closer friend would be really nice.
Imagine sitting outdoors eating great food, drinking great beer and
wine, and finishing off with strawberrys and (ice)cream. Oh Boy! I
don´t know, maybe everythings already settled, or maybe you have other
plans, but I sure believe it would be nice with a close to nature-party,
instead of a big party where everybody just drinks way too much just
because you have to drink a lot on midsummer.
Well, I´ll call you on tuesday, then you can tell me about the festival
too. I guess there´s not too much to tell about the past few days in
Lidköping. I´ve been working a lot, but managed to get a party
going
last night after work (ended at 22:30, started about 40 mins later)
together with Jocko and Annely, it was alright, really nice to relax
from working.
KICK ASS
E Perko
6:e juli 1999
Hey,
yer voice in da phone sure told me what it´s like to look good.
15:e augusti 1999
Hey,
young E Perko grabbed a few mins of sparetime ta look at da E Ass
page, kinda groovy dat you´ve updated da shit, but I found a fuckin´
link you oughta change, talkin´ ´bout da U Lundell one, you´ve
found
da ol´ one. Okay I admit, da new one is under construction, but in
time
it´ll be the one, so here´s da link:
http://home.swipnet.se/lundell/index1.html
16:e augusti 1999
Man!
Truly a great poem, beautiful, touching, humourous but still serious,
touching. You letting me read stuff like that makes my heart warm.
Here´s a Zappa link. I haven´t keeped in touch to much with the
FZ world
on the net lately, nothing new happens really, except that I believe
people are uploading live mp3 files nowadays, but I still have lotsa
original albums to collect, many of them live. Anyway, I had lots and
lots of links on out previous computer, but now I only have 4, but one
of ´em is the one I use if I´m looking for anything since it
contains
lotsa great links and seems to be updated regularly. Here it goes:
http://zappa.hemisfear.com/index.htm
Well, sitting up here for a while, listening to a TW live-recording
that I´ve burned to CD, I just made a nice cover for the CD. Right
now I´m happy since I´ve found out why I haven´t been able
to get into
the wonderful TW mp3 page lately, and now I´m back in downloading like
hell.
You´re a hero
E
PS Got some bad news fer ya, I don´t think I´ll have a party this
weekend. Too many people. My parents don´t want me to have too many
people around, and I didn´t feel like lying to them. I sat down and
wrote down a list of poeple I feel I have to invite, without thinking
hard I was down at 25 people, and then there are people I´ve forgotten
and people I´ll have to invite anyway, and I´m not sure I feel
like
having a megaparty myself. Also, my house ain´t that good for those
big
partys after the refurnituring, the sitable rooms are the TV-room and
the kitchen, they´re far apart. The old TV-room´s furniture have
been
removed, so the number of places to sit on are limited. Really sorry
about this, I´d really like to have a farewellparty, but what the fuck.
18:e augusti 1999
Kohntarkosz
Les voix
Mekanik kommandoh
1001 centigrades
Merci
Attakh
Mekanik destruktiw kommandoh
Myths and legends
Retrospective 3
Udu wudu
Kobaia
Magma hhai kohntark
Retrospective 1 & 2
Theatre du taur
Bobino live '81
Yep, yer right, what´s written above is a list of Magma-records.
Sure makes you feel like ordering ´em at once, the whole bunch.
Well, today I´ve been recording 12 songs with Bente, it sounds real
good ya know. Sure feel like lyong down, read some Kerouac or Hesse,
then turn the light off and dream about K. But first I have to write a
poem for you to melt:
20:e augusti 1999
When life is nice and good and all
Erka Ass will make you fall
Damn I`m good!
Great page man! Seems like it´ll grow. Boy, I sure need to look
through all of my old written stuff that goes back almost a year ago,
it´s just so great to rediscover past ways of writing.
Well, the demo-recordings are over, and I think all of us are satisfied,
I laid down a nice bluesy solo on Simone with distorsion and a grand
weeper on Pörs new ballad among others.
Damn I need to write some poetry now:
Hard to understand, huh? About yer poem, yer in fuckin´ love. WOHOO!
24 hours from now, we will be mighty drunk. Oh Lord, we´ll be drunk.
Move your ass
/the E
21:e augusti 1999
Dear Assie,
I must tell you that I really enjoyed your poem, very funny indeed.
And oh, by the way you will find my poem of today below. I agree with
you that Platon Futogne, B de B, is the one and only God, and I laid my
hand on his banana and his meatballs yesterday, a pitty he wore jeans.
Well, it´ll be great playing some Morbid Metal today, although I feel
awfully tired right now. Don´t have that much packing left so maybe
I can
get some sleep.
Kisses and hugs
/Erko "Dolores" Perko
25:e augusti 1999
Assie!
Works so fucking good.
See ya tamarra
/E
1:a september 1999
Hello,
now I´m sitting in a computerroom having my first computerlesson. I
don´t
know what the fuck to do, so I´m writing ya a mail instead. Pit is talking
about tasks that are supposed to be delivered to the teacher, but hey, I´m
saying to myself that this is introduction and I don´t have to be here.
Then
why the hell should I make this tasks seriously. I guess I´ll have to
work
with them a little but that´s for later.
There was a party last night, a bit dull, J Magnusson was there. One great
thing happened though. Suddenly, right out of the blue, King Pit arrived,
cool like hell. I´m kinda megatired now, so I guess I´ll sleep
like hell
when I get home after lunch and math-class.
14:e september 1999
Hello Hey!
Been through almost two hours of learning really new shit on da computers,
shitty-to-the-max-boring. Finally started counting by myself today, not that
succesful, but I'm rollijng now. Damn it'll be a lot to do. Got my last book
yesterday, a used one from D Fagerqvist. I've spent something between 200
and 2500 now, gotta get myself a passing card for da comp.rooms too, 100
SEK. One thing is for sure though, if you come here reading this program
next year you'll have a cheap start.
Ooops, new peaople's coming in, gotta go
/E
20:e september 1999
Oh Yeah!
My ass is situated behind a computer again, I´ve checked the price on
a 5-CD
box with E Presley, 500 pix, I´ve saved about 470 SEK in coins, so soon
I´ll
order it, actually, when I think about it, mebbe I´ll let you do it
for me,
feels a bit insecure on these public computers.
Well, just did some maths, went shit, but I´m hot and I´ll get
a hang of it
as time passes, don´t feel that asured that I will pass my exams, but
still
I´m in a damn good mood.
Yo Petta´s having a small birthday/move in-party this wednesday, will
rock!
And diz weekend it´s the first Gasque of the season, I´ll go to
the let
loose (aka släppet) atfter dinner at about 22:30 with me brothas (probly).
The party goes on till 4 am, what a show, fuck me what a show.
Gonna write an e-mail for Kesson too, and check your page and other stuff
on
the net now, and I´m supposed to be leaving this place in half an hour
in
order to get a haircut from Frida.
By the way, it´s really great to study in a studyroom, just did it,
we were
5-8 people, really quiet, you gotta study all the time since there´s
nothing
else to do, but still the enviroment makes it feel real good to do it.
24:e september 1999
Hypo!
Megabigga thanks fer da ordering of da fuckin' E P box, I've received an
e-mail from CDON telling me that it's ordered. Damn you're great. Can't wait
to get them records, but it'll probably take more than the 10 days it's
supposed to take.
What an update, man, what a fucking update. We sure know how to write
e-mails, don't we?
Wello, I've just finished some computer tasks, that feels good. What feels
less good is the chemistry and, above all, the maths. I'm way behind and
it
doesn't look too bright. But still, I'm E Perko, right? Didn't leave no
message fer ya diz Wednesday night, was too fucking tired when I got home.
Had a real nice time with Assfuck and Pit eating 1/2 kg fleshfilet, 1 1/2
kg
klyftpotatoes and 1/2 l Bearnaisesasuce, (plus a beersausage for me). Tasted
so fucking fucking great. The wine and folkbeer that also was included in
the dinner was real nice too, but I got drunk in a not too comforting way.
No disasters at all, but I was really drunk, but still focused, if you know
what I mean. I could understand clearly when I did drunk things. Still, it
was a nice party.
Lack of money keeps me indoors tonight, hopefully studying. Not drinking
will make me not having a hangover on Saturday, so I can study on then.
Saturday night will be a real good megaparty till 4 am. My sweet neighbour
Stina invited me and me brothas to a party at her and Maddes place, will
be
really nice indeed.
Love
/The Young E
29:e september 1999
Dear Erka,
right now I'm once again situated in a computerroom at Polacksbacken,
Uppsala, taking some time off from the lesson in order to write you a class
a mail that you'll be able to read when you come home from your first week
as a soldier. Let me quote a John Lennon tune that I listened to two days
ago: "I don't wanna be a soldier mama, I don't wanna die". Please don't die
away from us Erka, we'll miss you too much. Hey, you're a strong guy, you'll
make it.
Before I'll get started with math-program Maple, let me write a poem for
you.
Lemme hear from ya when you're back in the ggod old world.
Hugs
/Poperko
6:e oktober 1999
Wello,
life in Uppsala is slightly turning towards some kind of still great but
not
as great as before, due to examperiods and lack of money resulting in less
parties, now I´m down at once a week, it´s wednesday now, won´t
get out till
saturday, already feels like a drink would make me feel good, but still,
I´m
doing really well and not drinking too hard will only do me good, almost
only that is.
Well, I guess you can tell autumn really is here, feels good, dont ya think?
I know yer bra feels that way.
I called you up saturday night in order to have a chat about our saturday
parties ,but you were asleep, and I don´t blame ya. Military will surely
tear you into enough pieces anyway. Still, I got to talk to Coma and that
was really nice too. Man, you two gotta be some kind of record in the world
of great bros. Anyway, my saturday night was a real treat, nice beforeparty,
nice partytplace later on, and a terrific looking gal. Johan talked to a
celebrity, the prettiest girl in Villa Medusa, for about 40 minutes. That
was fun. Sadly I didn´t get my thumb out of my ass soon enough to catch
the
gal. Damn I´m a fucking chicken. Maybe some lucky day I´ll confront
her and
make her love me. Otherwise, as I told Pör Bente, I´ll just wait
for the
next train and jump right into first class, not paying a penny.
All the best
/E
14:e oktober 1999
Ass,
this'll be a short one, lots to do, but luckily I'm a good mood kind of guy,
so I don't worry ass much ass I should. Hope ta hear from ya soon,
meanwhile, here's a short poem for you to digest:
Get over here soon, bro
/E
29:e november
Hello slimassmonkey,
this is young E writing a mail. A mail for Erka Ass that is. Right now I´m
in charge of a dog. His name is Jussi and he kicks ass. We´ve just been
kicking the previously mensioned part of the body together in the forrest.
We were out for an hour. I´m a-tellin´ ya bro, we sure seem to
get along
well together. While being in the forrest he showed me one of his meanest
tricks: He stood on three legs doing the characteristic dogpee, but he
wasn´t satisfied with just that, he pressed som faeces simultaneously.
I was
astonished.
Something truly great happened today. Me and Pit Lain split a barka for the
first time in months. So fuckin´ good, I´m a´tellin´
ya.
Gotta get some afternoon sleep now and then I´ll study some, but first
I
will start a poem, hopefully I will finish it too.
Well, I guess access to a computer
made me want to use the time
Nice with one love-poem, one natural, and one pee-and-shitage poem. A little
bit of everything.
Don´t eat a lot, eat fat
/E Perko
4:e december
Hey,
just about to start serious studying due to a test in Biotechnology the
coming friday, it will be some hours, I really need to work hard, but I
think I´ll make it.
Thanks a fuckload for your mail, it was great, truly great.
Gotta go now, but I´ll leave you a poem to chew on:
By the way, I´ve finally picked up Das Glasperlenspiel again, so
fuckin´
good. I´, also reading High Fidelity by Nick Hornby, really nice book.
Kinda
serious with the bookreading right now. Reading a lot.
Let us do some oral work over the phone today, I´ll start with some
glogg at
3 pm and then I´ll drink my highschooltest result liters of wine. Could
be
fun talkin´.
Hear my prayer
/Erko Perko
6:e december
Gosh!
Whats's up?
Kick ass!
20:e december
Mr Ass,
I gotta be a-tellin´ ya that it surely feels really nice to be back
in town meetying friends. I believe it was a nice afternoon today
with some high standard np peaking. Those clips I´m sendin´ ya
sure
will suit da page fine, we did a good job pickin´ it out.
Gotta go watch 7 sisters now, back in the good old soapsituation?
Use your imagination
/
24:e december
Merry Christmas Bro,
got a little depressing poem ready fer ya, but I´ll save that for
a rainy day.
Be sure sure to keep your urinepipe intact during the holidays
/Perko
28:e december
Yo!
Just fer da fun of it, here´s a clip of EP singin´ a CW song fer
yer dining pleasure.
29:e december
Mr Ass,
E Perko is glad to write a letter to you. Not that you´ll be suprised
getting it, I mean, it´s not like it hasn´t happened before, but
I thought
you might enjoy it anyway.
Well, it´s been some truly nice days the last 11/2 weeks, I think,
lots of things to do, but they seem to pay off. Diggin´ along with
you and the other dudes on stage surely rocked my bottom, and I truly
hope the Y2K celebration will work out fine too.
I`m glad you liked the little ditty I sent ya yesterday, today I´ve
returned to our poems, sorta lovy today as you`ll notice.
We´ll build nest of their hairs on Friday
/Bazooka