-Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

--COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

--Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

--Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

--Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

--My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

--C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

--<-------- The information went data way -------->

--The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

--BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

--Access denied---nah nah na nah nah!

--C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

--Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...

--As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

--E Pluribus Modem

--...File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

--Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

--A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

--An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.

--A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

--11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.

--Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

--Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

--Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

--RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.

--All computers wait at the same speed.

--DEFINITION: Computer---A device designed to speed and automate errors.

--Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

--Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

--ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

--E-mail returned to sender---insufficient voltage.

--Help! I'm modeming...and I can't hang up!!!

--All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

--Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

--"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

--Press any key...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

--Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

--Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

--Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|"

--Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

--Read my chips: No new upgrades!

--Hit any user to continue.

--2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!

--I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

--Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

--Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

--Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup

--Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

--(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

--(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

--If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

--Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

--Programmer: A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

--Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

--XMODEM: A spot-marking transfer protocol.

--YTERM: A terminal program for queries.

--SQWERTY: Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.

--SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK CRASHING.

--Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's fantastic, when it's bad...

--Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.

--BATCH: A group, kinda like a herd.

--Computer hackers do it all night long.

--Computer modelers simulate it first.

--Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.

--Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.

--Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

--The name is Baud......, James Baud.

--Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

--COFFEE.EXE Missing---Insert Cup and Press Any Key.

--C:VWINDOWS C:VWINDOWSVGO C:VPCVCRAWL

--C:VDOS C:VDOSVRUN RUNVDOSVRUN

--Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression

--BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

--BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

--C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

--Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

--Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

--CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?

--SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

--Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

--Press -- to continue...

--DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

--Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

--REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)