Fuck -the word
Fuck -the word
Perhaps one of the most interesting and
colorful words in the
English language today is the word "fuck". It
is the one magical
word which, just by its sound, can describe pain,
pleasure, love,
and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls
into many grammatical categories. It can
be used as a verb, both transitive
(John fucked Mary) and in-
transitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an
action verb
(John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really
doesn't
give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or
as
a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be
used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or
an interjection (Fuck!
I'm late for my date with Mary). It can
even be used as a conjunction (Mary
is easy, fuck she's also
stupid). As you can see, there are very few words
with the overall
versatility of the word "fuck"...
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can
be
used to describe many situations:
1.
Greetings
"How the fuck are
ya?"
2.
Fraud
"I got fucked by the car dealer."
3.
Resignation
"Oh, fuck
it!"
4.
Trouble
"I guess I'm fucked now."
5.
Aggression
"FUCK
YOU!"
6.
Disgust
"Fuck
me."
7.
Confusion
"What the
fuck.......?"
8.
Difficulty
"I don't understand this fucking
business!"
9.
Despair
"Fucked
again...
10.
Pleasure
"I fucking couldn't be happier."
11.
Displeasure
"What the fuck is going on here?"
12.
Lost
"Where the fuck are
we."
13.
Disbelief
"UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14.
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15.
Denial
"I didn't fucking do it."
16.
Perplexity "I know fuck all about
it."
17.
Apathy
"Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18.
Greetings "How the fuck are
ya?"
19.
Suspicion
"Who the fuck are you?"
20.
Panic
"Let's get the fuck out of here."
21.
Directions
"Fuck
off."
22.
Disbelief
"How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical
description
- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time
-
"It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business
-
"How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal
-
"Motherfucker."
It can be political
- "Fuck
Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many
notable people throughout history:
"What
the fuck was
that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians
come
from?"
General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water
coming
from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman
drive."
Commander of
Space
Shuttle
"What fucking
map?"
"Challenger,"
Mark
Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand
that."
Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Noah
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Joan of Arc
"I need this parade like I need a
fucking hole in my
head."
John F. Kennedy