Hacking girls and systems

 Hitting on girls and hitting on systems (I'll call them both
"targets") has quite some similarities. If you are good in
hacking one of them, it won't be too hard to enter the other
one....

THE GOALS

* Biggest Challenge: To get inside the first time

* Targets that have already been successfully hit by others lose
  a lot of their attraction

* The goal is to keep as many successfully (formerly virgin)
  targets as possible

* Different game: Hit one target from every region

* Mark every target you hit

* You don't really care much after you got your target, unless
  (in rare cases) you love it

TIPS FOR BECOMING SUCCESSFUL

Key to Success - The right "defaults", depending on situation and
targets

Be Cool - Don't care too much about the target. Don't get
involved emotionally, but play a little with the target.

Knowing different languages and keywords may be useful with
targets of different origins

Social Engineering and spending time (sometimes money) might
lead to your goal easier

The more targets you'll hit on, the more you'll succeed. Just
ignore any failings.
Remember: Better to have tried (and maybe lost) than not even
have tried.

Best time to find targets is at night

Backdoors are always inviting (sometimes dangerous)

Don't start with the top target. Start slow and easy and look
for more difficult ones after some success

If you get rejected on the first time, don't give up. There is
always a second chance

When you just got little time to hit on the target, don't
hesitate - a quick first try is never wrong and leaves you more
time to think about your second step.

Scanning (and probing) is neccessary. Don't give up, even your
rate of success lays somewhere between 1% and 50%

SELECT THE RIGHT ONE

* Be selective about your targets!

* Try targets with tight openings

* Targets with many users have more experience

* Targets with shadows / shades are harder to enter

* From the inside it's easier to reach the root-climax than from
  the outside

* Many targets look uninviting from the outside, but welcome you
  deeply inside

* Some targets are leaking even before touching them

* If a target blows, it sucks

TECHNIQUES FOR MORE FUN

* After entering it, let the target become active too! Let it do
  some work and see what comes up.

* To protect your target, close all openings and save the key

* Even some targets that suck can be nice

* Sniffing Targets: For lamers and perverts

* Fingering Targets: Can be interesting...

* Leeching targets dry makes fun, takes time and let's them
  become kinda useless

* The right wrapper controls the intrusion and its consequences

WARNINGS

* Remember: The number of tries is limited. After unsuccessful
  hits, the target and its environment will become aware - start
  searching in a new area

* NEVER just pay to get into a target

* Don't fall for booby traps!

* When calling up targets, make sure their owner doesn't notice

* Don't use crack on the target... it fucks up the brain

* Don't fuck (up) the targets without protection

* Be aware: Some targets with change-root-environments can fake
  the root-orgasm, or make you feel coming inside when you are
  not inside

* Penetrating a target too hard could use up or damage your
  tools

* Try to identify faked and "cross dressed" targets before
  totally unwrapping them and finding a bad surprise

* When entering a virgin target the first time, you have to wipe
  the tracks - this can often be messy

* Remember to get out of the target when you fall asleep

* Never lose your mind over the beauty of a target. Always check
  for guards. - If you don't watch out, you may get a lifelong
  sentence after a 9 month trial.

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