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I was riding
my bicycle
when I saw a
woman lying down.
We fooled around until she was ready
First she opened
one leg.
Then the other. I put it in. She complemented me
on my size
and weight. After a lot of
coming and going
we tried different
styles
and speeds.
When I reached the
point of no return ,
she shouted
"STOP!"
She said she
wasn’t on the Pill.
My excitement died.
Nine months later
she phoned from
the hospital.
I was a father. My world collapsed. I now walk.