6:e januari 1998
Fark!
Yo man! Today I´ve done some homework too.. to be more specific:
some math-repetition and read some chemistry... and I fully agree
with you: It sucks major cock!!!!
I don´t know what I´ll do tomorrow, but I suppose I have to
continue reading my "Crimes and punishments". I´ve read about
300 pages so far, and I have about half of the book left. It´s
a real heavy piece of book! Quite deep too.. it´s very old-
fashioned and so far I find it a bit boring.
Yeaah man.. see you on wednesday!!
You ugly sun of a bitch!
/Erka"the moonman"S.
20:e mars 1998
yo, motherfucker, whatzup?
It´s been a long time since I heard from you via e-mail, and
I hope that we once again can start sending e-mails to eachother,
just like the old days!Man! I´m really bored out right now, just
sitting here by the computer. WHat are you going to do this
weekend? I myself am going to rehearse a couple of times with
Mother pearl, since the Musik Direkt semi-finals are to be held
next weekend. By the way, I´ve finished "Crimes and punishments"
by Dostojevskij yesterday, and it really sucked! The epilogue
was good though...
well fuck you bro!, and remember that if you´re having a hard
time right now, just bite yourself in the ass, and you´ll feel
much better!
/Erka "the mousepad" S.
22:e mars 1998
Mothafuck!
Just sittin´ here watching TV and writing e-mails. I was supposed
to begin working on the "Tartuffe"writing, but man, I don´t
know what to write. I´ve forgotten all the caracters by now, and
I don´t remember a shit of what the play was about.. I guess I
have to talk to Vivan tomorrow. so.. what have you been up to
this weekend? I´ve just been to the rehearsing-room at the ABF..
and now I will study some Swedish words. Hope you´re having
a nice time with all the Zappa records. well..
cya!
/Erka "thus" S.
25:e mars 1998
yomaman!
Whazup? Sittin´ here chattin´ you know.. Today I had a piano
lessnn at the music-school. Man.. my teacher is really good..today
she gave me a bunch of papers with loads of jazz.. and a tape
too.. I rehearsed with Emma H. today also.. Next wednesday
we´ll perform at an Elevafton with a song.. it will be nice,
hopefully...
SO FUCKing good that we striked Vg+ on theeeee swedish-writings..
man.. it rocks!!
well.. school is really just a holiday now.. I don´t think we
have a test for one month or somethin´
well stick your finger up your vein!
/Erka "the crescendo" S.
3:e april 1998
what the fuck did you send me, boy?
/erka "the mistletoe"S
4:e april 1998
yo man!
whazzup? Just listened to your "nOt about us" version, and maaaaaan
it was SO FUCKIN´ GOOOOOOD!!!!! man.. you´ve broken my heart now,
do you know that? Fuck,, I think I´m in love with you...
I´ll soon call you to agree about a time for today´s rehearsal,
I haven´t called Seb yet though,..mother of fucks!
well.. today we have a blizzard outside, and I think that´s a
good time for me to get my fat ass down by the computer, and compose
something in NWC!
seeya
/Erka "the demonlover"S.
3:e maj 1998
hooyah man!
whazzup?
Just sittin here kickin´some fuckin´ asses in front of thee
computer
motherfucker. By the way, thank you for the cookies and the fleather-
flower drink earlier this evening... man it was fucking great!!
I just have to buy that beatles record some day, but it´s so fucking
expensive... well.. I´m looking forward to the German-meeting
tomorrow,
man we´ll kick some butt on that trip!!!.. I have plans on studying
some chemistry now, but I don´t think I will, since I´m so
fucking
lazy nowadays,,,, but.. I maybe will read some Swedish-book though..
well.. I´ll bite your ass hard as hell tomorrow, bra!!!
seeya!
/erka "thus" Ass..
17:e maj 1998
Whazzo?
Just sittin´ here watching TV like usual. Man, I started my
physics studies today, and man it´s fucking boring!!!!! Probably
I won´t do very good at the test tomorrow, but whattahell..
so.. at the moment I´m looking forward to going down-europe to
Germany, especially the jazz-club visit we´ll make. We have to
make sure we get the rooms beside eachother, so that we can
party like hell !!!!.. I think it´ll be great fun, that´s for
sure!
I´m sad to say that I won´t be able to rehearse tomorrow, because
of all the other mother-fuckin´ things I have to do. I planning
on doing the rest of the Integral-chapter in the math-book
tomorrow after school, so that I´m done with the shit before
we go down to Berlin.. you oughtta do tha same, bra!
Have to go get myself something to eat, FUCK YOU!
Erka "the fake plastic boy" S.
28:e maj 1998
Hey man, damn you´re good!!!
whazup? I´ve just finished some reading in my "the journeys of
Gullliver" book.. and man it sucks major cock!!!! Earlier this
day Nisse asked me to join the Bongo choir, but I´m nut sure
about that.. I don´t think that´s my thing ya know. well..
Haven´t done so much more today except some sleeping and some
piano-playing. Thanks for the song by the way.. I heard from
Nisse today that you´re going to compose something for the Bongo
choir, man I sure think it´ll be damn good.. looking forward to
listening to you... well.. don´t know what ta do right now, but
I guess I´ll go smack the motherfucking TV on!!!
Fuck you!
/Erka "Itchy" Ass.
19:e juni 1998
yo, what´s up motherfucker!
Talked to Kollmert some hours ago, and we talked about the evening.
We found out that we´re really short of people, so let´s hope
that Karolin comes and that she brings some friends too. I will
go over to Kollmert´s house around 18:00, and maybe we´ll try
to find some more folks then, but who gives a fuck anyway..
so.. today I´m a lazy sunofabitch. Haven´t done a shit except
from
listening to some music and some motherfucking piano-playing.
Hope you´re having a great time in Lundsbrunn, and if they´re
mean
to you... just "pick" those mothafuckas!!!!!
FU
Erka "gossip" Ass.
28:e juni 1998
you man! whasso?
Sittin´ here talking some fucking shit on IRC, aka the Internet
Relay Chat. so what have you been up to today more than working?
I´ve done nothing today, except from being lazy with Malin...
Man I´m a bit worried about tha gig this friday.. we´ll have to
start rehearsing soon, or it will suck..but.. who gives a fuck
anyway..well.. don´t know what to write right now, so I guess
I hand it over to you... fuck your ass with a stick!!
/erka "dusty" Ass
29:e juni 1998
yo bro!
I called Sebastian earlier today, in order to get a rehearsing room
for Limney N and his moody doodies, but the motherfucker wasn´t
at home, so I guess I just have to call him back tamarra or
something.. fuck ya! /Erka "donkey kong jr." ASS
26:e juli 1998
yo!
Just wanna thank ya far tha party yesterday. Man, It was really
fun!!! I really enjoyed it, and Malin did too. The best part was
the plunge in the sea, that we did, man it was fucking ass-hole-
cold, but anyway, it was really great to hold your hand in the
middle of the fucking ocean! I think I´ve caught a cold now, but
what tha heck!!!!!!!!!!!! who gives a fuck anyway, as you may say..
I think it was a pity that you didn´t get so drunk though.. but on
the other hand, you did pretty good with the dancing and stuff
anyway. I think I have to go to hell or something now. We´ll
keep in touch!!!
28:e juli 1998
Mothafucka!
So what are you up to today? I don´t have anything to do now, so
I´m seriously planning on calling you soon, and maybe we can
grab a cup of coffee or two. I motherfucking hate all this
distress that the mothafuckin´ summer-holiday brings. FUCK!!!!
But on the other hand, I don´t want to go to school, so I guess
I have to get myself together, but once again.. FUCK this day
really sux!!!! I have been sittin´ by the piano all day, and now
I´m really fuckin´ bored, so I´m gonna call you really
fuckin´
soon man!!! I just have to check IRC out for a minute or two, then
I´m gonna call you, and that´ll be really fucking soon man. you
know I´m gonna call you SOON as hell!!!!.. but maybe it won´t be
so soon, but who gives a motherfucking fuck anyway??? well..
1:e augusti 1998
Hey!
Sittin´ here just doing nothing. I´m planning on calling ya soon
again. Called you earlier today, but the mothafuckin Axl said that
you weren´t back from Gothenburg yet, so I just told the motha-f
that I´d call back later to see if you´re back. I sure hope those
Stones kicked some fat asses man!!! (and I bet they did).
Got a bit drunk yesterday (about 140 JE i think). Never went to
the GT carneval, instead me and Malin and Henke G strolled around
tha fuckin´ town all night, and man we did meet a lots of people!
for example Andrea, Nillie G and Bjorn i think. We also met
Kollmert.
well.. no poetry today, fucker!!!
gonna call you now, cya!!
/Erka "jagged little pill" Ass.
6:e augusti 1998
YOSO!!!
What a fucking email you sent me last time man!! I was stunned as
hell when I read it. I give you a bunch of credits for this fucking
email man, it was just really great!!! The poetry was especially
great!!!! I was touched like a fucking pigeon when I read it man!!
You´re damn right we sure have to celebrate the motherfucker
named Limney N tamarra. And we have to prepare a fucking cake that
will beat everything man!! I´m actually planning on calling you
later to discuss this celebration, if you don´t mind of course,but
since you don´t will be able to tell me if you mind it or not
before I´ve called ya, I will call you anyway!! Man it will sure be
good to get a big motherfucking piece of motherfucking cake down
one´s throat again, don´t ya think sa?
time for the poetry of tha day..
sorry about that last sentence, it was really bad, but I just ran
out of ideas. Anyway, interpret it as you like!!!
Talk ta ya later man!
Erka "tell me the truth you sucker" Ass
16:e augusti 1998
yo!
Have to write you a short mail right now, because my friend Richard
is here. The primary reason why i write this shit is that I wanna
tell you that school begins at 2.pm tamarra and not 1pm as you
thought. ok stroke your stock then!!!=)
fuck you!
Erka "#1" ass.
8:e december 1998
Fuck you!
Just sittin´ here to make the time go away. Sick as hell with a
fever of circa 39 degrees Celsius. Sure hope you did good on the
maths-test taday. I sure wasn´t in my best condition today, so I
skipped it. I´ll prolly be home from school tammara too. So did you
talk to Birgit Hermansson this monday?? What grade did you get??
I sure have to contact her when I get back, if I get back..
I read some in "Jack" yesterday, and if I feel I have the strength,
I will do it later on today too. I think I´m at page 270 something,
so I got about one third of the book left. I don´t think it will
be a long time until I´ve finished it though, and then we´ll
watch
the film (perhaps with some niggerpasture and some red whine)???
After I´ve read "Jack" I have to read a fucking psychology book,
and after that I think I´ll go on to "The tale about the ring",
perhaps you´ve read it? I´ve heard a lot of good things about
that book. Well..gonna go ´n get myself something to drink now, but
sure as hell no alcohol. I think it´ll be some pepsi or some other
soft drink.
Fuck you!
Ass.
26:e december 1998
yo!
What´s up?? I´ve been busy all christmas being really sick.
Although I thought I was well when I got back to school to do
the chemistry test and all, but hell no. The following friday I
had a fever of circa 39,5 degrees and my throat was so swollen
that I couldn´t eat anything for four days. But now I´m
gettin´
better. If you would see me now, you would see a slim Erka Ass,
a very thin boy, since he lost a whole lotta pounds when he was
sick. Now he´s working on gaining weight again, so he hopes that
he´ll be back to kick-ass-state as soon as possible.
So.. how was Xmas? We just have to get together and grab that
piece of nigger-pasture we talked about. I just have to get a
little bit better first, but I guess that won´t be long now. I´d
say I´ll call you just about any day now, and man than we´ll kick
tons of asses!!
Erka "deep-shit" Ass.