4:e januari

My Ass,

I just called you up, just to find out someone´s occupying your line,
I´ll try again later.
I´ve been at the library today. the first hour was not that succesful,
but just before lunch i found out a way to solve a problem. After lunch
i spent about an hour solving it, then my mind got fucked up and I didn´t
get anything done in an hour, then I walked home. FUCK! Something kinda
fun happened when leaving the place. Linny A was there and I went over to
say goodbye. While talking to him I put a book about blues that I was
suposed to borrow in my bag together with my math books. Boy, it was no
discrete E Perko leaving that library. The alarm whent on and I had to
rush back in, the librarians didn´t mind though, it was just a woman who
wondered what happened and I told her so. It was all over in about 5
seconds. Phew!

Oh well, it´s another day now, and it is fucking time to send this mail,
the poem was even started two days ago, it is by the way an old theme of
mine, I´ve been improvising over the basics in it now and then, in Swedish
though. Hope you enjoy it.


6:e januari

Erka Ass,

what a jam we had last night, blew the roof off I´m a-tellin´ ya.
Really enjoyed the whole ev´nin´, kinda makes it sad to leave when
it´s peaking, but it´ll all go away anyhow.
What an FG it´ll be, just so much hilariousness that it that it gives me
urinepipe^-1.
Need to do some maths, ain´t been too much done today, getting worried,
but you know me, I´ve got my feet and I know how stand on them often
enough not to cause a disaster. A bit shaky nowadays though.
Had me some Moby Dick last night, real nice, he writes awful well, but
it´s not the easiest language. I hope he´ll get out on the sea soon.
I´m sendin´ ya a poem, hope you like it. Kinda serious, might be really
bad therefore. It´s me though.


7:e januari

Well,

I´m sendin´ ya some pics in order for you to enjoy. One is CW
performing in Uppsala, one is you and me watching the Turn the
Cross video in Uppsala, and one is me calling you from the top of
the Eifel tower.
Gonna do some maths now, and tonight maybe we´ll have a good time.
I actually have one more photo to show you, but I´ll keep you bizzy
wondering what it might be.

No poetry since I gotta study now

If only
/E


7:e januari

Hi!

Really looking forward to the Bente-evening, but tamarras party
will truly be an anusinverter. THe reason for todays second letter
is a poem that I thought I shouild write you. Keep it in your mind
while your gone.


8:e januari

Erka Ass,

I´ll see the sun rise,
I´ll see it go down too
but I´ll be there when it goes up again

I´ll surely break bones for you
I´ll crush them
As long as you
at least
twist ankle
with me in your mind

With care
/E Perko


9:e januari

Erka,

next time I write you a letter you´ll prolly be in Great Britain kickin´
ass.
I´m going to bed now for the second night in a row to get 5 hours of
sleep after a party. I´ll be so damn tired tamarra.
I might not call you up before you leave Sweden, though maybe I will.
The reason for not calling is that we´ve said a sweet goodbye allready.
Don´t forget my little advise that I told before you left.


11:e januari

So,

you should be on your way as this is being written. When reading it you
should be in Brighton.
So, now that you are in Brighton. Kick Ass!

All the best
/Young E


20:e januari

Give me yer adress bro!

You`ll get an analog version of this kind of coversation if you do.

Play it loud
/T Y E


31:e januari

Beloved Ass,

I`m painfully sorry for being so bad at writing e-mails nowadays. Thanks a
big bloody lot for yours. I try to compensate iy with my long letters. A new
one is coming up, and I think some of the material is above medium, even
though there´s a lot of just writing going on too, of course. I`ll send
younthe letter some time this week, hopefully.


5:e februari

Hey Erka Ass,
I´ve got a hangover and I needed some fresh air. Went away to check my
e-mail. Started writing the poem below. It´s all about what´s been in my
mind today.
Tonight I´ll get drunk and I´ll see The Wannadies at Norrlands.


12:e februari

Woah Man,

dat poem touched!

And me,
I´m just lonesome me.
But I`m warm.


15:e februari

Lemonhead,

just wanted to tell you thatnyou´ve just gotten yourself a very own folder
in my Hotmail-account, called Ass. Congrats! You´re the only one who has his
own folder.

I`m stydying a lot nowadays, at least I´m trying to. Will try to blow some
of the bore away by writing you notes for the next letter. This weekend I
will rock my anus off together with, among many others, Karin Carlsson.

Hope you´re doing marvelous in London. You´d better be kicking ass.


19:e februari

Diddley Daddy,
how about this one: A square dot mocha with polkastripes, whisky, cinnamon,
and a taste of anus, on top of that whipped cream with vanilla fudge and
squeezed faeces. If you´ll work when I´m in London I´ll surely drop by to
get a taste of that sucker. (more specific wishes, that you might not be
able to fulfill right now but if you work on it you´ll be able to do it when
I´m in town: The anus taste should be like the taste of Celine Dions anus,
and the faeces must surely be fresh, preferably right from the ass of
Håkon.)
Well, I´ve managed to transport my fat ass to Ekonomikum, but I don´t think
I´ll study too much, don´t think I´ll get drunk tonight either. My throat
got really fucked up when it got in contact with the cold air. You should
hear my coughs when I´m outdoors, sounds like a frustrated polar bear or
sumpin like dat. I´m better today though, will prolly be able to kick
fuckloads of ass on tuesday. Holy fuck, it´ll be good.


29:e februari

Yo,

hope you got my forwarded mail from metaldude J Hallqvist, my answer is
below. Man, dat dude digs CW.
Tragic news about the Londontrip, it´s temporarily cancelled, due to very
expensive prices right now, gonna do everything that my ass can stand in
order to get over there some time anyhow, ain´t that big a rush now that
you´re prolly stayin´. A bitch to miss out on HK though. Gonna call you
today maybe or tamarra to tell ya.

Gotta stop now.

Love
/The Young E


10:e mars

Yo Asseater,
let´s make the upcoming easter asseaster, with lots of asses of different
shapes being consumated by you, me and some other cool dudes. I`m not just
talkin´ smoked ham here. I´m talkin´ inverted killerwhale ass with garlic,
Pavarottiass with banana, fried turtleanus in whitewhinesauce, fat ass with
bacon and icecream and lots of other nice dishes. Would be great, wouldn´t
it.
Sorry for the delay, but now I´m finally gonna tell ya what I think of the
new HK-names: Hawkcock ios just great, especially coinsidering the size of a
Hawks "thing". The other one I´ll suck on fer a while. Let me tell you about
a new name for Son Of PA Lain. Pit has started refering to nme as Young E,
and one day I replied with Big P. What about that one. Please let me know.
Gotta go home now and sleep away my hangover.

In the mood

/E


14:e mars

Hey Bro,
its 8:29 am and I´m waiting for the Ekonomikum library to open at 8:30. I am
such a good boy today that I went up at 7:07 in order to study some before
school starts. Man, I gotta make tis one, but it sure ain´t easy. A BIG one.
Lots of chem, I´m a-tellin´ ya.
Bizzy me has sadly not sent you the almost finished letter. Never finish it,
it seems. Gotta get it away this week. Will prolly be the last letter, due
to the fact that you´re coming home soon. You gotta let me know when that´ll
be. I think we need to have another phone conversation too before you come
home.
Well, went last week, thursday and saturday. Almost tried to get some lovin´
from my sweet redhaired woman, but when I was about to do the move, a man
with a greenpainted face showed up and stole her from me. Fuck!


16:e mars

Ass,
thanks like hell for your call.
I realized today that one of the most important thoughts was forgotten when
I composed my latest poem, so here you get another version.

Enjoy
/E


21:e mars

Hi ho Silver,

E Perko is has just finished studying for his chem-test, just gonna repeat a
little tonight. Only The Tripple Anused Man knows how it will go but if the
test suits me, I´ll peel it to the bone.
Ordered a bunch of B D tickets today, 11 to be precise. Gonna ease the
weight of your wallet with 380 purple Koronas. Sure is gonna be a great
show. We didn´t get the best tickets, but those we got are truly OK. Man,
that old Bob is gonna rock our asses till they´re tatooed with faeces.
Sure is lookng forward to hearing from the one and only E Ass diz week. Sure
is looking forward to getting drunk tamarra too.

Keep the system going
/Father of Jazz


28:e mars

Hey Bro!

Sure licks my spine knowing you´re about to dig your ass into the Swedish
mud.

WELCOME HOME, you sun of a gun!

Boy, we sure is gonna kick our asses bloody now that we once again breathe
the same air. We´re gonna bust our brains out. We´re gonna press faeces.
We´ll even invert our urinepipes simultaneously.

A big hunk of love
/Friend of Big P