Here's Dan. He's on the  vocals and he's kinda sexy. The bad thing about him is that
he ain't got no ass. He's got a back and it stretches down and then comes his legs.
But no ass. Check out for yourself - THE ASS CONTEST.
Dan reads english at Das Mittheugschüle in Härnsösand but he
fucks shit up in SVL with the rest of the shits. Oh yea, he's got a crazy mom too.