Here's Dan. He's on the
vocals and he's kinda sexy. The bad thing about him is that
he ain't got no ass. He's
got a back and it stretches down and then comes his legs.
But no ass. Check out for
yourself - THE ASS CONTEST.
Dan reads english at Das
Mittheugschüle in Härnsösand but he
fucks shit up in SVL with
the rest of the shits. Oh yea, he's got a crazy mom too.


