If all this is too much for you or you have spells of dizziness or feel light-headed please consult your nearest World Wide Waits location near you and discontinue reading the story. Be advised you are entering this space at your own free will, against better judgement, so responsibility falls on your fingers. Do not blame your mouse for this.

 

The story continues like this:

Creature ohhhh creature… why why why? Was it lust for knowledge? Was it a thirst for the unknown? Was it a quest to conquer space? Maybe the mouse had a life of its own. Maybe, just maybe, it was an addiction to WWW.Space that set it all off to begin with. The outcome nevertheless was inevitable and the conclusion remains. The creature embedded itself into the keyboard and finally took control of two somewhat normal people (slight addictive personality behaviour & extreme dependency issues).

The first person to examine is the male (his name will be deliberately displayed as “Ib”). A prime example of a man who should be noted as saying: “admits to some”. Unfortunately, as he refused to be interviewed under the grounds of “free space amendments” we were unable to uncover his part in this mystery of the creature. Though he appeared coy and self confident, we could read between the lines of his words. It wasn’t the quality of his words, but the lack of that convinced us his part in the mystery was excessive. His political way of speech was manoeuvring and hard to narrow down his meaning. AWWW yes he was slick and cool… many words to say, but too few to be understood. But clever Ib, couldn’t shake us off his track. Yes he looked GUILTY with his beady eyes and he even admitted to “some” part.

 

The other significant participant in this story, the lady (shh name is ”sayitt”) said: “Admits to nothing. This is a setup!” She looked extreme and unconvincing. She blamed the mouse, the weather, and even her fingers for being curious of the WWW. What does this all mean? To us space probes, it exhibits some sign of that known SPACE-CREATURE. Although not much evidence is around to persuade the norm in society, we will try to show the reader how the possibility exists to have creatures possessing keyboards, thereby transferring energy into the fingers of unsuspecting slightly normal persons. The user in this case was the typical female … who shifted the blame to anyone or anything else. She hadn’t that outstanding political jargon as Ib.  She tried her best to say this and say that… but empty words at most. Nope we weren’t buying her nothing story.  She displayed a nervousness that shouted “GUILTY” to this mystery.  How can a seemingly smart and slightly normal female fall prey to the WWW.  The creature was within her.  It was obvious. 

 

Normality at the most can not be explained so why can’t this story be believed too. Everyone is a sceptic.  Look at the facts we say!  The WWW creature can leap from the keyboard and into your fingers and make its way into your brain, your thoughts, and your ability to think rationally becomes disoriented.  How else can anyone explain two strangers from different ends of the world, with only fingers in common, meet in mad space and then zoom… end up living together, and then happily married?  No it’s very odd and thus a creature lurking in your keyboard is very probable.  Keep this in mind next time you touch a keyboard and get space bound madness in the World Wide Waits.

The end.

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