- A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. A lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: Emma come first. Then I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more. You foul-mouthed swine," shouted the lady angrily. In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public! Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi." -


Hi!

My name is Mats and I am about 17 years old. I live with my family (Mum, Dad, Sister) in Sweden, near Stockholm. I study naturalscience and technology for the second year at a Gymnasium in Huddinge.
I created these pages for everyone, even to the ones that hate Sandra Bullock (Can't see why!). Just read the facts about her, look at her pictures a.s.o, and hopefully you will understand why so many call her a goddess. If you have any questions or complains about this or one of the other pages please send me an E-Mail at Mats_@sandra-bullock.com. Hope you will enjoy these pages, I sure do, especielly the pictures.... /Mats