Five reasons to belive computers are female:

* No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

* The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

* The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as "If you don´t know why I´m mad at you, then I´m certainly not going to tell you."

* Even your smallest mistakes are stored in
long-term memory for later retrieval.

* As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Five reasons to belive computers must be male:

*They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

* They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

* As soon you commit to one you realize that, if you waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

* In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

*Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.