DEVICE

ACMS (Adjustable Clear Memory Shell)

FORM

Shell filled with mission programmed CPU and standard earthling controllers (referred to on planet as "mind"). This particular object was earthlified 1971 as female Homo Sapiens.

DOWNLOAD- AND CURRENT LOCATION

Northern hemisphere, 18^o E, 59^o N.

FUEL

Runs best on vegetables, but will, under extreme conditions, work even on pizza and other dogfood. Requires high intake of fluids, especially aminoacid-enriched ditto, except alcoholics, use of these fluids lead to serious malfunction for a period of time, depending on amount intaken.

RUNTIME

Preset 242 Years (Statistics show greatly lowered runtime on all earthlified devices, probably because of bugging in self-destructmechanisms. Statistics and theories concerning bugs can be downloaded from Mission Control via object.)

HEAD OF MISSION

Mission Control

OSM - OBJECT SPECIFIED MISSION

Through earthling life try to remain on planet, gather information, attain knowledge and wisdom of earthly character, to comfort and be of help to others of like mind, ("mind" as specified under device) who want to use information and be helped with their galactical transformation, including realizing their own mission.

OSS/E-B = OBJECT SPECIFIED SKILLS/ENHANCED-BOOSTED

Communication (manual and programmed, programmable during runtime), Vocal chords (extra flexibility, attack and sustain), Colour sense, Enthusiasm, Performance (only programmable by object's earth-self), Swimming ability, Service mind.

OSS/D-L = OBJECT SPECIFIED SKILLS/DECAYED-LOWERED

Linear time sense, Rebooting possibilities, Short-term memory. (+ values statued under OSS/E-B due to the CPU's default deficiency)

MISCELLANOUS

Object seems to prefer silence over music, this shift taking place normally after 27 years of runtime. Still music is a part of object's life, often joined with training and refining vocal chords. Object finds all sorts of strange human behaviour studies enjoyable and sits a lot in front of what seems to be some sort of primitive screen, scrolling information. Words which can be used to attract or distract object from current operation are: "Chocolate mints", "Teatime" and "Help".

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Alexis CM Sistonen

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