Here is what I have to offer :

Cow : This is a test which helps you to decide if your cow is infected by the mad-cow disease...

Mona : Try it out, please!

Safesex : This will make you use the condome next time...

Snowman : The Snowman has got feelings too!

Surprise : Why don´t you try a Surprise-balloon. They are really funny...

Urinalgame : The Urinalgame. Every man has to test it!

WOW : Is it worms crawling under your skin...

This stuff is for swedish users only! You from other countries don´t understand this...

Blondin : Här är lite roliga blondin-skämt!

Vits2000 : Hmm, jaa, visst...

 

Take me back, please!